Me and the wife went over to some good friend's house for dinner last night. They have twins, boy and girl, who just turned 4 a couple of weeks ago. Getting ready to leave and I feel little hands on my backside and thought I was just getting pushed until I let out a yelp in pain. Little monster bit me on the a$$ets!

Dang it hurt too! What made me most mad was that the parents didnt even say a word to him. I was ready to bend him over my knee. He kept trying to sneak around me to do it again until we left. Wife and I talked about it on the way home and agreed those kids need some discipline and bad. They don't mind their parents for nothing.

"Don't Be Where They Are, Be Where They're Gonna Be"