Today I was in one of the local elementary schools with the School Resource Officer reviewing some surveillance video. Our church meets at the school, and some teachers were upset that a couple of student papers on the wall were damaged, and the officer had found evidence of a couple of our boys kicking a ball in the hall.

Suddenly I shout, "Stop the tape!" I excitedly point to a spot on the screen and command, "Enlarge this area for me. Clean up the image. Now invert it!"

She turns and looks at me like I'm an idiot.

"Sorry," I say, "I've just always wanted to do that."

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