Wanted to shoot a pistol one day but alas....no ear protection.

Rooting around in my pockets I found some plastic wrap from my earlier snack.

crinkled up and smusshed together a set of earplugs.... volia!
Worked really good.

Just be sure you get all the brownie crumbs out of them first!
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