Of course...I'm being sarcastic.

I asked Lebron James for change for a dollar and he only gave me back 75 cents because he didn't have a fourth quarter

The reason Lebron didn't go to college was because he never was good at finals.

Lebron had to go the hospital after the last game, he was choking on jump shots.

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The only championship he will ever see is his high school championship.
Only two people have every died for me..Jesus and the US Soldier..one is my Saviour, the other my Hero!
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