Either of you guys going to SEOPA? If so give me a shout. I am not going but I need someone to accept all my multitudinous awards \:\)

But mainly to shoot me an email that night so I can hit my deadlines. Need to know what I won and story titles. Thanks in advance.

And no, you can't keep the checks...not even the Poles or Lituanians.

Constipation has ruined many a good day. Not as many as stupidity, though.