You should have seen them this morning. They had federal mine inspectors and spelunkers and 23 old men with beards and flat, round black hats walking around that hillside. My undercover partner, disquised as Stillunscrubbed, went to ask them what was going on by the time he came back, all he could talk about was going to Israel and seeing the wall.

Then his Johnson dropped off. I could have picked it out of the water but what the hey? I like Mercuries better.

Then Joel sold out to the the Caney Canoe Consortium and they named a sinkhole after Gil. I think they are calling it Gilholey for the Irish influence.