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#845259 - 07/30/08 12:43 PM Just Unbelievable....
bowriter
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Three minutes ago, phone rings. Guy wants to buy a dozen spinner baits.

I realize he thinks I am either Stan Sloan or his son. I try to explain I am not related at all and Stan has passed away.

Okay, says the guy, but how much for a dozen spinner baits?

I did not say, "Here's your sign" What I said, realizing I had a lot of spinner baits, was, "Send me a check for $62 and when it clears the bank, I'll send your spinner baits. Gave him my POB.

"Thanks, Stan, says he, I sure like your blacklights, too. I'll send you a check today.

Here's your sign!
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#845265 - 07/30/08 12:44 PM Re: Just Unbelievable.... [Re: bowriter]
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A little side money never hurt.
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#845386 - 07/30/08 01:57 PM Re: Just Unbelievable.... [Re: trealtree]
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#845417 - 07/30/08 02:11 PM Re: Just Unbelievable.... [Re: Buckblaster]
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\:D They do walk among us.
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#845419 - 07/30/08 02:12 PM Re: Just Unbelievable.... [Re: bowriter]
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#845443 - 07/30/08 02:30 PM Re: Just Unbelievable.... [Re: Buck Nekkid]
Hillbilly Hunter
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unbelievable \:D
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#845470 - 07/30/08 02:51 PM Re: Just Unbelievable.... [Re: Hillbilly Hunter]
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"Here's your sign." Can't quite place that, but it's something about "you know your a redneck moron if"
Funny story.
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#845479 - 07/30/08 02:58 PM Re: Just Unbelievable.... [Re: gil1]
rsimms
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 Originally Posted By: gil1
"Here's your sign." Can't quite place that, but it's something about "you know your a redneck moron if"
Funny story.


You... the best Outdoor Humor Writer I know, haven't heard "Here's your sign."

Well... "Here's YOUR sign."

(Google it.)
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#845497 - 07/30/08 03:05 PM Re: Just Unbelievable.... [Re: rsimms]
gil1
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 Originally Posted By: rsimms
You... the best Outdoor Humor Writer I know

Sorry, did you say something else??? \:D
Qualification - bet you don't know another humor writer, do ya?
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#845500 - 07/30/08 03:05 PM Re: Just Unbelievable.... [Re: rsimms]
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lol
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#845918 - 07/30/08 07:47 PM Re: Just Unbelievable.... [Re: Blue5]
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\:D
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#846277 - 07/31/08 03:51 AM Re: Just Unbelievable.... [Re: hunter drew]
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I thught I was a humor writer. I mean, I have an OWAA plaque that says I am. \:\)
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#846712 - 07/31/08 09:32 AM Re: Just Unbelievable.... [Re: bowriter]
gil1
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Either you don't count cause y'all are fishin' partners or he was saying straight to your face that he doesn't get your humor. I'll take either one. \:D
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#846874 - 07/31/08 11:15 AM Re: Just Unbelievable.... [Re: gil1]
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Oh he gets my humor...sometimes. But most of the time it just goes over his head. Since SEOPA doesn't have a humor category, I never send that stuff in.

I'm only funny if you have a really big vocabulary and read a lot and are willing to admit the Bard was gay as a ....nope can't say that on here. Let's just say he was a tad light in the loafers.

or...I guess, given the dress of that period, loafed in his tights.
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#846878 - 07/31/08 11:16 AM Re: Just Unbelievable.... [Re: Blue5]
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