#845259 - 07/30/08 12:43 PM
Just Unbelievable....
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bowriter
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Three minutes ago, phone rings. Guy wants to buy a dozen spinner baits.
I realize he thinks I am either Stan Sloan or his son. I try to explain I am not related at all and Stan has passed away.
Okay, says the guy, but how much for a dozen spinner baits?
I did not say, "Here's your sign" What I said, realizing I had a lot of spinner baits, was, "Send me a check for $62 and when it clears the bank, I'll send your spinner baits. Gave him my POB.
"Thanks, Stan, says he, I sure like your blacklights, too. I'll send you a check today.
Here's your sign!
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#845265 - 07/30/08 12:44 PM
Re: Just Unbelievable....
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A little side money never hurt.
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#845470 - 07/30/08 02:51 PM
Re: Just Unbelievable....
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gil1
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"Here's your sign." Can't quite place that, but it's something about "you know your a redneck moron if"
Funny story.
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#845497 - 07/30/08 03:05 PM
Re: Just Unbelievable....
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gil1
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You... the best Outdoor Humor Writer I know
Sorry, did you say something else??? 
Qualification - bet you don't know another humor writer, do ya?
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#845500 - 07/30/08 03:05 PM
Re: Just Unbelievable....
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Blue5
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lol
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#846874 - 07/31/08 11:15 AM
Re: Just Unbelievable....
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bowriter
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Oh he gets my humor...sometimes. But most of the time it just goes over his head. Since SEOPA doesn't have a humor category, I never send that stuff in.
I'm only funny if you have a really big vocabulary and read a lot and are willing to admit the Bard was gay as a ....nope can't say that on here. Let's just say he was a tad light in the loafers.
or...I guess, given the dress of that period, loafed in his tights.
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