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#828456 - 07/19/08 01:20 PM New Guide Story....
bowriter
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Registered: 08/31/02
Posts: 41867
Loc: Lebanon,TN USA

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I am way the he11 up in Canada as a guest on some Orvis deal or maybe Fenwick. I don't know who it was but it was free. We are at this gazillion dollar lodge on this stream I can't even pronounce, let alone, spell.

The organizer says to me, "This your guide Andre. He'll take care of anything you need."

Guide???? I can see the river. We are not using boats. I don't even know for sure what we are fishing for. Andre tells me we are salmon fishing and no, there are no smallmouth in that river. I say to Andre, "Maybe we should have a drink and talk this over."

Well, me and Andre, after a couple belts, hit it off. But he says that if I don't catch a salmon both he and I will be ridiculed. Well, I don't want Andre ridiculed. I'm use to it. So I say, "Tie me something on that buggy whip and let's get it over with."

We walk down to the water and Andre points out a rock I should stand on. I'm wearing the most uncomfortable chest waders ever known to man. I waddle out on top this rock and he shows me the drift he wants me to make. First cast, I miss by a mile. Second cast, get a rise, set the hook and after about 20 minutes of me bitchin about the buggy whip, Andre lands the salmon. Never giving a thought, I smacked the fish in the head with a rock and proclaimed to the world...SUPPER!

Best guide I ever had. Next time I saw him, he was guiding in caribou camp in Quebec. When he saw me get off the float plane, he broke and ran for the bush.
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#828459 - 07/19/08 01:30 PM Re: New Guide Story.... [Re: bowriter]
KENBOB10
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Registered: 06/22/06
Posts: 13220
Loc: Benton tn. Polk Co.

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\:D
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#828611 - 07/19/08 05:31 PM Re: New Guide Story.... [Re: KENBOB10]
LA man
18 Point


Registered: 05/31/03
Posts: 20364
Loc: spencer, tn/houma, la.

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funny story
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#828627 - 07/19/08 06:01 PM Re: New Guide Story.... [Re: LA man]
stillinscrubs
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Registered: 08/16/07
Posts: 351
Loc: nashville, tn

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Hey BW,

I found a story about you, super awesome.



http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=h...m%3D1%26hl%3Den


Edited by stillinscrubs (07/19/08 06:04 PM)

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#828628 - 07/19/08 06:03 PM Re: New Guide Story.... [Re: LA man]
mike243
16 Point


Registered: 09/06/06
Posts: 11763
Loc: east tn

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\:D
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#828695 - 07/19/08 07:43 PM Re: New Guide Story.... [Re: mike243]
Southpaw
12 Point


Registered: 09/03/00
Posts: 5896
Loc: Drummonds, Tn

content Online
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My parents spanked me as a child... I now suffer from a psychological condition known as "respect for others"

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#828755 - 07/19/08 09:05 PM Re: New Guide Story.... [Re: Southpaw]
gil1
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Registered: 04/06/07
Posts: 6339
Loc: Nashville, TN

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Hilarious!
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It is not the killing ...; it is the contest of skill and cunning. The true hunter counts his achievement in proportion to the effort involved and the fairness of the sport.

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