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#3338938 - 08/28/13 07:34 AM Joke
iowavf
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Black Monster thread made me think of this.
70 year old man just bought a brand new red Corvette and was out for a joy ride and was clocked going 90 MPH down the interstate. A HWP finally caught up with him and got him to pull over. The officer said he only 30 minute left on his shift and really didn't want to do any paperwork and if he could give him a reasonable explanation as to why he was driving so fast he'd let him go. The driver of the Corvette said that his wife had ran off with a HWP and he was afraid you were bringing her back!

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#3338946 - 08/28/13 07:40 AM Re: Joke [Re: iowavf]
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That's dang funny....
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#3338957 - 08/28/13 07:47 AM Re: Joke [Re: leader]
Hunter 257W
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\:\) \:\) \:\)
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#3338974 - 08/28/13 08:00 AM Re: Joke [Re: Hunter 257W]
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\:D \:D
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#3338981 - 08/28/13 08:03 AM Re: Joke [Re: JohnnyBond]
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\:D
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#3338985 - 08/28/13 08:06 AM Re: Joke [Re: Dbllunger]
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\:D
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#3338997 - 08/28/13 08:13 AM Re: Joke [Re: RUGER]
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"You're free to go sir!" \:D
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#3339639 - 08/28/13 04:35 PM Re: Joke [Re: MUP]
Spurhunter
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\:D
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