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#3337456 - 08/27/13 07:09 AM Blessed be the beard lice from Allah
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Last week a new fatwa, or religious advisory opinion, appeared in Aleppo prohibiting shaving lice infested beards or attempting to kill the Ďbeliever lice growing in blessed beardsí under a medieval sort of punishment. The following is the closest to literal translation to our best, and we do welcome better suggestions for the translation.

Sharia Authority in Aleppo

By the name of God most merciful most gracious

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Thanks to God and prayers and greetings to our master Muhammad and his family and companions, then..

The Sharia Authority in Aleppo has prohibited the killing of lice that appears in the Muslim beard, as some of the Muslim brothers who have released [grown] their beards in accordance with prophet Muhammad PBuH Sunnah [prophet's doctrine], blessed lice has appeared in their beards, and thatís because of their lack of bathing due to the water non-availability all the time on the Jihad [holy war] fronts, and they have limited to ablution before their prayers (may God accept it), thus their beards became moist and thick, which made of it (in Godís will) a natural place for lice to live in.

The Sharia Authority in Aleppo recommends the Mujahideen [holy fighters] brothers to dye their beards with Henna, like our prophet Muhammad PBuH, the thing that would reduce the itching caused by the lice, and to maintain this lice that would have not appeared in those blessed beards, if it was not from Godís Muslim believing creatures.

Who disobeys this Sharia fatwa [advisory opinion] which has been confirmed right by a number of the senior scholars in Aleppo, will be punished with 50 lashes by Sharia, and other measures will be taken against him in the Shaira Court in Aleppo.


http://dcclothesline.com/2013/08/26/new-...-muslim-beards/
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#3337471 - 08/27/13 07:22 AM Re: Blessed be the beard lice from Allah [Re: Crappie Luck]
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\:D \:D \:D \:D \:D "believer lice" Bwahahahahaha!!!!!!! Tears running down my face!!!!! \:D
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#3337472 - 08/27/13 07:22 AM Re: Blessed be the beard lice from Allah [Re: MUP]
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#3337474 - 08/27/13 07:23 AM Re: Blessed be the beard lice from Allah [Re: MUP]
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 Originally Posted By: MUP
\:D \:D \:D \:D \:D "believer lice" Bwahahahahaha!!!!!!! Tears running down my face!!!!! \:D


I was still on my first cup of coffee when I first read this.

I gagged before I laughed
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#3337475 - 08/27/13 07:26 AM Re: Blessed be the beard lice from Allah [Re: Crappie Luck]
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Believers in Jesus get the kingdom of heaven.
Believer in Allah, get lice.

No wonder they spend prayers face down on a mat. They are shielding their beards from "Gifts".

Those 72 virgins have crabs \:D
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#3337481 - 08/27/13 07:30 AM Re: Blessed be the beard lice from Allah [Re: Crappie Luck]
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\:D \:D \:D \:D \:D
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#3337489 - 08/27/13 07:34 AM Re: Blessed be the beard lice from Allah [Re: MUP]
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They plant their face in the mat so that the "believer lice" can jump off and hit the mat too! Or maybe they are shuttled off and on...
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#3337497 - 08/27/13 07:42 AM Re: Blessed be the beard lice from Allah [Re: MUP]
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Just makes for tiny protein snacks when they are on the jihad fronts.....
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#3337583 - 08/27/13 09:02 AM Re: Blessed be the beard lice from Allah [Re: Grizzly Johnson]
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Par for the course from a murderous medieval cult...
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#3337668 - 08/27/13 10:01 AM Re: Blessed be the beard lice from Allah [Re: BMan]
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See, cavemen can have pets, too.
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