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#3306052 - 07/29/13 11:31 PM Made me chuckle
Crow Terminator
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Registered: 10/23/99
Posts: 8959
Loc: McMinn County

A guy is metal detecting along a Florida beach when he comes
across a lamp partially buried in the sand.
He picks up the lamp and gives it a rub. A genie appears
and tells him he has been granted one wish.
The guy thinks for a moment and says,

"I want to live forever."
"Sorry," said the genie,
"I'm not allowed to grant eternal life."

"OK then, I want to die after the Democrats balance the budget
and eliminate the debt."

"You are a crafty little bas***d," said the genie..................

#3306064 - 07/30/13 12:21 AM Re: Made me chuckle [Re: Crow Terminator]
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Registered: 05/03/09
Posts: 19904
Loc: McMinn Co.Tennessee U.S.

No matter the storm , when you are with God , there's always a rainbow waiting .

#3306095 - 07/30/13 05:13 AM Re: Made me chuckle [Re: Snake]

Registered: 08/01/07
Posts: 45056
Loc: Just North of Chatt-town

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\:D \:D \:D Good one!

Amateurs: Built the Ark

Professionals: Built the Titanic

#3306099 - 07/30/13 05:20 AM Re: Made me chuckle [Re: MUP]
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Registered: 09/21/02
Posts: 16481
Loc: Murfreesboro Tn.

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That should do it. \:D
Life is good Today.

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