Let me guess, "I went extremely overboard in my column, and gauging the public reaction to it, it appears that I need to write a Part II. But this one will be a complete 180° turn from my previous stance, thereby insulating me from criticism and having us all sing Kumbaya together in a drum circle."
PS...white people are still the Debbul
Based on the follow-up. I'd say you hit the nail on the head. I'd say heck of a guess.