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#3268668 - 06/15/13 07:58 PM Re: Chuck Norris [Re: hunter0925]
hunter0925
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Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.

If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.


Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books. The words assemble themselves out of fear.


Chuck Norris can divide by zero


Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.



Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.


Chuck Norris counted to infinity - three times.
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#3268902 - 06/16/13 10:30 AM Re: Chuck Norris [Re: hunter0925]
moondawg
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The White House can't wiretap Chuck Norris, he just lets them listen in his conversations.
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#3268908 - 06/16/13 10:37 AM Re: Chuck Norris [Re: tnfirefighter]
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 Originally Posted By: tnfirefighter
Chuck Norris killed 2 stones with 1 bird LOL
lol to funny
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#3268948 - 06/16/13 12:26 PM Re: Chuck Norris [Re: AROD]
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In this world ther is only 3 men whom all shall fear, & Chuck Norris gets Christmas cards from 2 fo them.
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#3268954 - 06/16/13 12:42 PM Re: Chuck Norris [Re: FOX FIRE]
oakclimber
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#3268996 - 06/16/13 02:35 PM Re: Chuck Norris [Re: oakclimber]
Bobcat
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Chuck is so fast, he ran around the world and kicked himself in the back of the head
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#3269065 - 06/16/13 05:21 PM Re: Chuck Norris [Re: Bobcat]
7mm08
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I think we operated on one of you guys!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


True story... One of my docs went into a patient's room one evening to discuss major surgery with the guy. The patient held up his open hand towards the doc and said " doctor, I cannot possibly concentrate on anything you have to say right now. Walker Texas Ranger is on and you will have to come back later so we discuss my surgery"......the surgeon walked out of the room shaking his head!


Edited by 7mm08 (06/16/13 05:22 PM)
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#3269073 - 06/16/13 05:45 PM Re: Chuck Norris [Re: 7mm08]
SEC
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Chuck norris once ate three 72oz steaks in one hour.That's quite a feat considering he spent the first 55 minutes on top of the table with the waitress.

Edited by SEC (06/16/13 05:46 PM)

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#3269330 - 06/17/13 07:07 AM Re: Chuck Norris [Re: SEC]
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Chuck Norris doesn't sleep he waits.
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#3269502 - 06/17/13 11:14 AM Re: Chuck Norris [Re: hunter0925]
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