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#3234879 - 04/29/13 04:31 PM Re: Beat a dead horse, then kick it some more.... [Re: Poser]
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Melt about an inch of a stick butter, add two heaping tbs of peranut butter and two of honey. Stir and mix well. The remove the rabbit sna set aside. Smear panjacks with the mixture boths sides and cover the stack with maple syrple. Hit rabbit in the head, hard with a hammer and set aside once more.

Remove the sashages from the fryin pan and add to plate. Pitch rabbit to dogs and set down to eat with a big glass of butter milk. Hold fork in right hand horizontaly. Hold knife in left hand vertically. Use knife to push food onto fork. and keep kids from getting in your plate.

This is known as a bowhunter breakfast both vertical and sidewisely. It is usually enjoyed by both.
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#3234923 - 04/29/13 05:18 PM Re: Beat a dead horse, then kick it some more.... [Re: bowriter]
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 Originally Posted By: bowriter
Melt about an inch of a stick butter, add two heaping tbs of peranut butter and two of honey. Stir and mix well. The remove the rabbit sna set aside. Smear panjacks with the mixture boths sides and cover the stack with maple syrple. Hit rabbit in the head, hard with a hammer and set aside once more.

Remove the sashages from the fryin pan and add to plate. Pitch rabbit to dogs and set down to eat with a big glass of butter milk. Hold fork in right hand horizontaly. Hold knife in left hand vertically. Use knife to push food onto fork. and keep kids from getting in your plate.

This is known as a bowhunter breakfast both vertical and sidewisely. It is usually enjoyed by both.
I just choked on my dip when I read this \:D
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#3234954 - 04/29/13 05:52 PM Re: Beat a dead horse, then kick it some more.... [Re: timberjack86]
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Sorry, but a vertical bow hunter and a horizontal non-bow hunter cannot share a breakfast. It's a travesty that would be a disgrace to all real bow hunters. And if the rabbit should be hit with a hammer, then so should all deer and other game, because a hammer is primitive, not a mechanism with strings and cables. Only real hunters use hammers. And the best use rocks, or their bare hands.
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#3234997 - 04/29/13 06:59 PM Re: Beat a dead horse, then kick it some more.... [Re: catman529]
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 Originally Posted By: catman529
Sorry, but a vertical bow hunter and a horizontal non-bow hunter cannot share a breakfast. It's a travesty that would be a disgrace to all real bow hunters. And if the rabbit should be hit with a hammer, then so should all deer and other game, because a hammer is primitive, not a mechanism with strings and cables. Only real hunters use hammers. And the best use rocks, or their bare hands.
I propose a 1 rabbit limit. Hammers only. Anyone who is against me is stupid and there opinion dose not matter!
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#3235003 - 04/29/13 07:04 PM Re: Beat a dead horse, then kick it some more.... [Re: timberjack86]
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 Originally Posted By: timberjack86
 Originally Posted By: catman529
Sorry, but a vertical bow hunter and a horizontal non-bow hunter cannot share a breakfast. It's a travesty that would be a disgrace to all real bow hunters. And if the rabbit should be hit with a hammer, then so should all deer and other game, because a hammer is primitive, not a mechanism with strings and cables. Only real hunters use hammers. And the best use rocks, or their bare hands.
I propose a 1 rabbit limit. Hammers only. Anyone who is against me is stupid and there opinion dose not matter!
that would explain why our rabbit population is not booming and you don't see many Boone and Crockett rabbits around here. It's not the coyotes, it's the brown-downer rabbit hunters. Clearly we need a 1 rabbit limit, you are right. Hammers only so we don't get too many gun hunters cheating with bullets and crossbows in the woods.
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#3235025 - 04/29/13 07:32 PM Re: Beat a dead horse, then kick it some more.... [Re: catman529]
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 Originally Posted By: catman529
 Originally Posted By: timberjack86
 Originally Posted By: catman529
Sorry, but a vertical bow hunter and a horizontal non-bow hunter cannot share a breakfast. It's a travesty that would be a disgrace to all real bow hunters. And if the rabbit should be hit with a hammer, then so should all deer and other game, because a hammer is primitive, not a mechanism with strings and cables. Only real hunters use hammers. And the best use rocks, or their bare hands.
I propose a 1 rabbit limit. Hammers only. Anyone who is against me is stupid and there opinion dose not matter!
that would explain why our rabbit population is not booming and you don't see many Boone and Crockett rabbits around here. It's not the coyotes, it's the brown-downer rabbit hunters. Clearly we need a 1 rabbit limit, you are right. Hammers only so we don't get too many gun hunters cheating with bullets and crossbows in the woods.
Yep. Kentucky soils grow better waffles and they have a 1 rabbit limit.
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#3235034 - 04/29/13 07:38 PM Re: Beat a dead horse, then kick it some more.... [Re: catman529]
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Actually, a real bowhunter will eat with just about anyone they deem worthy of sharing a meal with. A real bowhunter does not care about the equipment one uses. They understand bowhunting has nothing to do with equipment. They know it is a skill level attained. They seldom make bad shots, seldom need help finding an animal and understand you do not become a bowhunter by simply killing a few animals with a bow. They master the equipment through long hours of practice and fully understand what shots should and should not be taken based on their ability.

Many aspire. A few make it.
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#3235341 - 04/30/13 07:23 AM Re: Beat a dead horse, then kick it some more.... [Re: bowriter]
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Did you hear Mark Sanchez threw Tim Tebow a going away party?

Yep. It was intercepted.
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#3235668 - 04/30/13 02:45 PM Re: Beat a dead horse, then kick it some more.... [Re: Tennessee Todd]
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 Originally Posted By: Tennessee Todd
Did you hear Mark Sanchez threw Tim Tebow a going away party?

Didn't hear that, but did hear something about your throwing a party for your friend Jason Collins?

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#3237337 - 05/02/13 04:11 PM Re: Beat a dead horse, then kick it some more.... [Re: Wes Parrish]
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Well heck, y'all done? This sucker is swelled and aint nobody going to kick the gas out of it.

Bunch of Nancy boys.

Shor pants, tennis shoes, T-shirt, crossbow and kill two in 30-seconds while balancing on a small limb over and deep drainage ditch with no toilet paper.

That's what I'm talking about! Man things!
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