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#3235248 - 04/29/13 10:44 PM Momentum, Distance, and Proper Lubrication
Trapper John
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According to my unscientific methods, I have deduced that a man of my height and weight will skid a good ten feet on tile floor upon leaping from the shower after discovering a brown recluse perched on the shampoo rack.

Would have been less than ten, but I was lathered up pretty good.

On an unrelated note, Ivory soap and spiders will explode upon contact with shower walls when thrown hard enough.

#3235254 - 04/29/13 10:48 PM Re: Momentum, Distance, and Proper Lubrication [Re: Trapper John]
Happy Birthday SilverFox
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On a side note... I would have attempted the same.
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#3235258 - 04/29/13 10:57 PM Re: Momentum, Distance, and Proper Lubrication [Re: SilverFox]
in the dog house!
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I think RUGER could manage an easy 12 foot .... without the soap \:D
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#3235284 - 04/30/13 04:43 AM Re: Momentum, Distance, and Proper Lubrication [Re: ]

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\:o \:o \:o \:D

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#3235346 - 04/30/13 07:28 AM Re: Momentum, Distance, and Proper Lubrication [Re: MUP]
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\:D \:D Nice.

#3235355 - 04/30/13 07:43 AM Re: Momentum, Distance, and Proper Lubrication [Re: preds1]
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Whew, I thought this was going to be about a NBA players.
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#3235428 - 04/30/13 09:32 AM Re: Momentum, Distance, and Proper Lubrication [Re: Twinshooter]

Registered: 09/28/03
Posts: 25838
Loc: Spring Hill, TN

Ooooooooo, I hates them Brown Recluses!!!
Some hunt for racks, some hunt for roasts. I hunt for sheer joy; the aforementioned items are merely fringe benefits.

#3235435 - 04/30/13 09:37 AM Re: Momentum, Distance, and Proper Lubrication [Re: Nimrod777]
Eric Kilby
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Loc: Tellico Plains

I was laying on the couch yesterday and had one go across my chest... I dont see what the big deal is \:\)
Right here in the forest i will find true happiness, the happiness that will not be contaminated by the mind of man.

#3235447 - 04/30/13 09:56 AM Re: Momentum, Distance, and Proper Lubrication [Re: Eric Kilby]
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\:D \:D Don't drop the soap \:\) !

As always, I am with Ruger on the spider issue! The dang things are just a tad too dang creepy for my liking!
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#3235507 - 04/30/13 11:25 AM Re: Momentum, Distance, and Proper Lubrication [Re: Kimber45]
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on things I dont need

to impress people I dont know

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