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#3235248 - 04/29/13 10:44 PM Momentum, Distance, and Proper Lubrication
Trapper John
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According to my unscientific methods, I have deduced that a man of my height and weight will skid a good ten feet on tile floor upon leaping from the shower after discovering a brown recluse perched on the shampoo rack.

Would have been less than ten, but I was lathered up pretty good.

On an unrelated note, Ivory soap and spiders will explode upon contact with shower walls when thrown hard enough.

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#3235254 - 04/29/13 10:48 PM Re: Momentum, Distance, and Proper Lubrication [Re: Trapper John]
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Yes, I am laughing at you.

On a side note... I would have attempted the same.
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#3235258 - 04/29/13 10:57 PM Re: Momentum, Distance, and Proper Lubrication [Re: SilverFox]
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I think RUGER could manage an easy 12 foot .... without the soap \:D
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#3235284 - 04/30/13 04:43 AM Re: Momentum, Distance, and Proper Lubrication [Re: ]
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\:o \:o \:o \:D
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#3235346 - 04/30/13 07:28 AM Re: Momentum, Distance, and Proper Lubrication [Re: MUP]
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\:D \:D Nice.
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#3235355 - 04/30/13 07:43 AM Re: Momentum, Distance, and Proper Lubrication [Re: preds1]
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Whew, I thought this was going to be about a NBA players.
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#3235428 - 04/30/13 09:32 AM Re: Momentum, Distance, and Proper Lubrication [Re: Twinshooter]
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Ooooooooo, I hates them Brown Recluses!!!
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#3235435 - 04/30/13 09:37 AM Re: Momentum, Distance, and Proper Lubrication [Re: Nimrod777]
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I was laying on the couch yesterday and had one go across my chest... I dont see what the big deal is \:\)
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#3235447 - 04/30/13 09:56 AM Re: Momentum, Distance, and Proper Lubrication [Re: Eric Kilby]
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\:D \:D Don't drop the soap \:\) !

As always, I am with Ruger on the spider issue! The dang things are just a tad too dang creepy for my liking!
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#3235507 - 04/30/13 11:25 AM Re: Momentum, Distance, and Proper Lubrication [Re: Kimber45]
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\:D
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#3235606 - 04/30/13 01:47 PM Re: Momentum, Distance, and Proper Lubrication [Re: Deer Assassin]
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i am more prone to do more damage to myself getting away from them than the spider could ever do
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#3235608 - 04/30/13 01:49 PM Re: Momentum, Distance, and Proper Lubrication [Re: Eric Kilby]
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http://images.search.yahoo.com/images/vi...fp-t-900-14this is the big deal

Edited by 1 good shot (04/30/13 01:52 PM)

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#3235653 - 04/30/13 02:30 PM Re: Momentum, Distance, and Proper Lubrication [Re: Kimber45]
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I can cover ten glue traps in a month easy at my house! Good thing they don't eat much!! ;\)
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#3235669 - 04/30/13 02:46 PM Re: Momentum, Distance, and Proper Lubrication [Re: 1 good shot]
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 Originally Posted By: 1 good shot
http://images.search.yahoo.com/images/view;_ylt=A0PDoYCzE4BRFlkAW2uJzbkF;_ylu=X3oDMTBlMTQ4cGxyBHNlYwNzcgRzbGsDaW1n?back=http%3A%2F%2Fimages.search.yahoo.com%2Fsearch%2Fimages%3Fp%3Dbrown%2Brecluse%2Bbite%26ei%3DUTF-8%26fr%3Dyfp-t-900-14%26tab%3Dorganic%26ri%3D24&w=767&h=614&imgurl=byebyedoctor.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2011%2F02%2Fbrown-recluse-spider-bite-3.jpg&rurl=http%3A%2F%2Fbyebyedoctor.com%2Fbrown-recluse-spider-bite%2F&size=86.5KB&name=%2C+Causes%2C+Treatment+Tick+%3Cb%3EBite+%3C%2Fb%3E%E2%80%93+Pictures%2C+Symptoms%2C+Deer+tick+%3Cb%3Ebite+%3C%2Fb%3E...&p=brown+recluse+bite&oid=b69e0b347927867a640a9bb3cc0b9b7d&fr2=&fr=yfp-t-900-14&tt=%2C+Causes%2C+Treatment+Tick+%3Cb%3EBite+%3C%2Fb%3E%E2%80%93+Pictures%2C+Symptoms%2C+Deer+tick+%3Cb%3Ebite+%3C%2Fb%3E...&b=0&ni=48&no=24&ts=&tab=organic&sigr=11ireiv1f&sigb=13cvinoib&sigi=12bd1c3q5&.crumb=CuUuR12g/zR&fr=yfp-t-900-14this is the big deal


I would still rather have one of those on me then to see a snake in the house, was going to post up a picture with a snake bite in it but about 3 slides in i started seeing snakes and couldnt stomach it
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#3235711 - 04/30/13 03:43 PM Re: Momentum, Distance, and Proper Lubrication [Re: Eric Kilby]
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I've been bitten before by one and won't do it again. My reaction wasn't as severe as some, but I'd rather take my chances on a slick tile floor than go through that again. It hurt like nothing I've felt before or since.
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#3235882 - 04/30/13 08:00 PM Re: Momentum, Distance, and Proper Lubrication [Re: Trapper John]
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Glad you escaped man.
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