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*DISCLAIMER: Some or a lot of this information could be wrong. Or a bald-faced lie. Use only as directed. Batteries not included. Your mileage may very. Slightly higher in California. Not recommend for lactose intolerant individuals. Tax, license and destination charges are extra. Lather, rinse, repeat. Vehicle ID numbers posted at dealership. If the picture is unstable, please adjust the tracking on your VCR. Does not promote tooth decay. For best results in preventing thermal viscosity breakdown, change your motor oil every 3,000 miles. Caution: filling is hot. Use only as directed. Having more married friends than friends having babies can cause columns of uneven lengths, requiring babbling “filler.” Phenylktonurics: contains phenylalanine. Do not try this at home. Professional driver on closed track. If you believe any of this, you have enough faith to walk on water.
Team Pea Picker