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#3204039 - 03/26/13 06:33 AM A little chuckle for today...
Coach
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A man staggered into a hospital with a concussion, multiple bruises, two black eyes, and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat.

Naturally, the Doctor asked him, "What happened to you?"

"Well, I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when at a difficult hole; we both sliced our golf balls into a field of cattle.

"We went to look for them and while I was looking around I noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end.

"I walked over, lifted its tail, and sure enough, there was a golf ball with my wife's monogram on it, stuck right in the middle of the cow's fanny.

"Still holding the cow's tail up, I yelled to my wife, 'Hey, this looks like yours!'

"I don't remember much after that....."
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#3204054 - 03/26/13 06:47 AM Re: A little chuckle for today... [Re: Coach]
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#3204067 - 03/26/13 06:56 AM Re: A little chuckle for today... [Re: Deer Assassin]
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#3204068 - 03/26/13 07:00 AM Re: A little chuckle for today... [Re: Kimber45]
102
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Thank you...my wife and I enjoyed that.
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#3204099 - 03/26/13 07:40 AM Re: A little chuckle for today... [Re: 102]
eweisner
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Exactly what was needed this morning...
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#3204101 - 03/26/13 07:41 AM Re: A little chuckle for today... [Re: eweisner]
ROUGH COUNTRY HUNTER
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#3204117 - 03/26/13 08:00 AM Re: A little chuckle for today... [Re: ROUGH COUNTRY HUNTER]
preds1
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#3204128 - 03/26/13 08:13 AM Re: A little chuckle for today... [Re: preds1]
huntinkev
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#3204427 - 03/26/13 12:28 PM Re: A little chuckle for today... [Re: huntinkev]
REM7
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#3204535 - 03/26/13 02:03 PM Re: A little chuckle for today... [Re: REM7]
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