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#3184179 - 03/05/13 12:13 PM some "Humor"
Chaneylake
Brownsville Mafia
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Recently, a Southern California man was put under 72-hour psychiatric observation when it was found he owned 100 guns and had (by rough estimate) 1 million rounds of ammunition stored in his home. The house also has a secret escape tunnel.

The television reporter said: "Wow! He has about a million machine gun bullets!" and the headline referred to it as a "massive weapons cache".

By California standards someone owning even 100,000 rounds would be called "mentally unstable".

If he lived elsewhere, such as Arizona , he'd be called "an avid gun collector."

In Oklahoma, he'd be called "a novice gun collector".

In Utah, he'd be called "moderately well prepared", but they'd probably reserve judgment until they made sure that he had a corresponding quantity of stored food.

In Montana, he'd be called "the neighborhood 'Go-To' guy".

In Idaho, he'd be called "a likely gubernatorial candidate".

In Wyoming, he'd be called "an eligible bachelor".

and. ..

In Tennessee , he'd be called "a Hunting Buddy ".
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#3184180 - 03/05/13 12:15 PM Re: some "Humor" [Re: Chaneylake]
rabbit hunter
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#3184188 - 03/05/13 12:24 PM Re: some "Humor" [Re: rabbit hunter]
Kimber45
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;\)
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#3184195 - 03/05/13 12:29 PM Re: some "Humor" [Re: Kimber45]
Dbllunger
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Registered: 12/08/04
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\:D
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#3184211 - 03/05/13 12:57 PM Re: some "Humor" [Re: Dbllunger]
LA man
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i have several hunting buddies. lol
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#3184223 - 03/05/13 01:08 PM Re: some "Humor" [Re: LA man]
CountryBoy053
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Registered: 04/16/11
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Loc: Blount Co., TN

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\:D
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#3184232 - 03/05/13 01:23 PM Re: some "Humor" [Re: CountryBoy053]
89cherokeelimited
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Registered: 08/13/11
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Loc: TN, Sumner, Hendersonville

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I wish I had atleast half of his stock!!!
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#3184238 - 03/05/13 01:29 PM Re: some "Humor" [Re: 89cherokeelimited]
Hunter 257W
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Sounds like he has a pretty good reserve as long as he don't shoot much. \:\)
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#3184245 - 03/05/13 01:45 PM Re: some "Humor" [Re: Hunter 257W]
outdoors crazy
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Registered: 11/10/11
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Amen!!
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#3184279 - 03/05/13 02:10 PM Re: some "Humor" [Re: outdoors crazy]
huntinkev
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Registered: 11/23/06
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\:D
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