#3183071 - 03/04/13 12:54 PM
You look like you could use a good laugh !!!!!!
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ferg
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A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an
oxygen mask over his mouth and nose. A young student nurse appears and gives him a partial sponge bath.
"Nurse,"' he mumbles from behind the mask, "are my testicles
black?"
Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir. I'm
only here to wash your upper body and feet."
He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, please check for me. Are my testicles black?"
Concerned that he might elevate his blood pressure and heart rate from worrying about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and pulls back the covers. She raises his gown, holds his manhood in one hand and his testicles gently in the other.
She looks very closely and says, "There's nothing wrong with
them, Sir. They look fine."
The man slowly pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her, and says very slowly, "Thank you very much. That was wonderful. Now listen very,very closely: Are - my - test - results - back?"
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#3183085 - 03/04/13 01:06 PM
Re: You look like you could use a good laugh !!!!!!
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Bigswede3423
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haha!
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#3183099 - 03/04/13 01:23 PM
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Ha! That's hilarious.
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#3183119 - 03/04/13 01:53 PM
Re: You look like you could use a good laugh !!!!!!
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brmaster
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hmmm, whats that nurses name and hospital, may wanna give her a call,,,,,,,
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#3183156 - 03/04/13 02:47 PM
Re: You look like you could use a good laugh !!!!!!
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#3183161 - 03/04/13 02:55 PM
Re: You look like you could use a good laugh !!!!!!
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Backstrapcrazy
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That's funny right there!!!!!!
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#3183181 - 03/04/13 03:25 PM
Re: You look like you could use a good laugh !!!!!!
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REM7
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LMAO
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#3183182 - 03/04/13 03:25 PM
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Good one!
Must be today's theme. other active threads are:
Check your junk!
Look what I found!
Meat Shops in Spring Hill!
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#3183263 - 03/04/13 04:44 PM
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stevepitts
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gave both me and my wife a good laugh!!!
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#3183299 - 03/04/13 05:23 PM
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KillenTime
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That's a pretty good one!
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#3183396 - 03/04/13 06:40 PM
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A.Hall
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Me likey
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#3183607 - 03/04/13 09:34 PM
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Thats funny stuff rite there
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