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#3171395 - 02/20/13 09:53 PM Re: Where do I start? Poop thread [Re: Outdoor life]
Grizzly Johnson
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I'd set up a trail cam.... get some pics...

Then wait and watch.... when his dog craps in your yard, run out and scoop it up in a shovel than take to him and say, your dog left this in my yard.... where should I leave it?
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#3171397 - 02/20/13 09:56 PM Re: Where do I start? Poop thread [Re: darn2ten]
BlackBelt
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I used to have this problem...then I discovered the answer.
I poured bacon grease all over the poop.

Then I watched the neighbors dog come over and eat his own poop, and go back home. I assume he would get the squirts after a few hours.
Every morning I would inspect the front yard. If there was poop there, I would pour the bacon grease on the poop. The poop was always gone by the time I got back from work.

Anyway, just kept pouring the bacon grease, and eventually there were no dogs pooping in my yard.

I think people caught on...

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#3171424 - 02/20/13 10:23 PM Re: Where do I start? Poop thread [Re: RUGER]
catman529
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 Originally Posted By: RUGER
Save some up, fresh, put it in a paper sack, light it on fire on his porch then ring the door bell and run.
this
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#3171435 - 02/20/13 10:34 PM Re: Where do I start? Poop thread [Re: catman529]
Pic IN the Casa
TurdFarmer2.0
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Get naked. Get your wife to put a collar on you and take you for a walk (on all fours). Walk up to their porch, squat, grunt and leave a pecan log behind. Scratch up grass and wife gives you a dog bone then trot happily back to your house.
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#3171438 - 02/20/13 10:38 PM Re: Where do I start? Poop thread [Re: Pic IN the Casa]
PinchPoint
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 Originally Posted By: Pic IN the Casa
Get naked. Get your wife to put a collar on you and take you for a walk (on all fours). Walk up to their porch, squat, grunt and leave a pecan log behind. Scratch up grass and wife gives you a dog bone then trot happily back to your house.
\:D
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#3171470 - 02/20/13 11:45 PM Re: Where do I start? Poop thread [Re: PinchPoint]
Outdoor life
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 Originally Posted By: Heli-Hunter
 Originally Posted By: Pic IN the Casa
Get naked. Get your wife to put a collar on you and take you for a walk (on all fours). Walk up to their porch, squat, grunt and leave a pecan log behind. Scratch up grass and wife gives you a dog bone then trot happily back to your house.
\:D


HAHA!! I literally busted out laughing when I read that \:D
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#3171478 - 02/21/13 12:30 AM Re: Where do I start? Poop thread [Re: Outdoor life]
Vermin93
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BlackBelt and Pic IN the Casa are tied for best solution. I would go with either one of those options.
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#3171486 - 02/21/13 01:00 AM Re: Where do I start? Poop thread [Re: Vermin93]
farmin68
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If they have a pool, throw some Baby Ruth bars in it this summer.

This is war.
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#3171514 - 02/21/13 05:04 AM Re: Where do I start? Poop thread [Re: Doe-lusional]
MUP
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Is it on your property? If so, tell him to keep his dog and crap on his property, plain and simple.
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#3171515 - 02/21/13 05:06 AM Re: Where do I start? Poop thread [Re: Vermin93]
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My guess it's gonna go down like this,,,,LOL http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/06/20/caught-dog-pooping-neighbor-yard_n_880534.html
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