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#3171252 - 02/20/13 08:19 PM Where do I start? Poop thread
93civEJ1
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Ok so we recently got some new neighbors. They are about the same age as us. Well we have noticed that for some reason the male of the house likes to walk his dog over a few feet and let his dogs poop right at my driveway. Right next to our cars. He has a whole yard his dogs can poop in. I have dogs too and it's bad enough that I have enough poop in my front yard from my dogs but I don't need it at the side of my house at my driveway. If you look over I don't think he has any In His yard. I haven't really met them yet but the first time I went and let my dog take a big dump In the middle of their yard. Nope still doing it. Now I'm thinking about flinging it back over into their yard or piling it up and putting it on their porch. Thoughts? Just seems disrespectful since I don't let my dogs go in either yard next to my house but let my own do as they please In my own yard.
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#3171258 - 02/20/13 08:22 PM Re: Where do I start? Poop thread [Re: 93civEJ1]
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save up a shoebox full then carry it back to them. then tell them you brought the best part of their dog back.
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#3171259 - 02/20/13 08:23 PM Re: Where do I start? Poop thread [Re: 93civEJ1]
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i say sligshot full of poop while he is walkin said dog!! lol!
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#3171263 - 02/20/13 08:26 PM Re: Where do I start? Poop thread [Re: Doe-lusional]
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I'd put it right next to the driver's side door of their car.

What a jerk
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#3171265 - 02/20/13 08:27 PM Re: Where do I start? Poop thread [Re: Doe-lusional]
93civEJ1
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Not decided what I want to do yet. First I'm thinking about just getting the shovel and flinging it over 10 ft away from my driveway back into their yard. If that doesn't work then next may be just putting a pile or many piles unbagged on their porch.
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#3171273 - 02/20/13 08:30 PM Re: Where do I start? Poop thread [Re: 93civEJ1]
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It is time you met him and let him know in a nice way the problem. If that does't work then declare war.
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#3171278 - 02/20/13 08:32 PM Re: Where do I start? Poop thread [Re: KPH]
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Save some up, fresh, put it in a paper sack, light it on fire on his porch then ring the door bell and run.
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#3171283 - 02/20/13 08:34 PM Re: Where do I start? Poop thread [Re: KPH]
AndyW
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My uncle dealt with the same situation for years. Every day, he took his shovel and slung it on the neighbor's porch. They never said a word.
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#3171285 - 02/20/13 08:34 PM Re: Where do I start? Poop thread [Re: KPH]
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 Originally Posted By: KPH
It is time you met him and let him know in a nice way the problem. If that does't work then declare war.


He deserves a kind talking to first. IMO.

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#3171286 - 02/20/13 08:34 PM Re: Where do I start? Poop thread [Re: KPH]
93civEJ1
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That just seems to simple. I'd much rather let it be known without confronting first. Haha. Just maybe putting something back where it belongs. I shoulda moved it all last week when they were out of town. My buddy came over earlier and I showed him the line of crap along my driveway. He was amazed and pissed off for me.
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#3171291 - 02/20/13 08:37 PM Re: Where do I start? Poop thread [Re: AndyW]
93civEJ1
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 Originally Posted By: AndyW
My uncle dealt with the same situation for years. Every day, he took his shovel and slung it on the neighbor's porch. They never said a word.


Did they eventually quit and learn which yard was theirs? I don't mind crap but it'd bad enough seeing all of it from my dogs. Yet alone someone else's in a part of my yard where my dogs never roam to potty

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#3171297 - 02/20/13 08:43 PM Re: Where do I start? Poop thread [Re: 93civEJ1]
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I'd just throw some back in there yard.
If that doesnt work make a land mind field around their cars.
If that still fails, put it all around their front door.
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#3171307 - 02/20/13 08:49 PM Re: Where do I start? Poop thread [Re: RUGER]
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 Originally Posted By: RUGER
Save some up, fresh, put it in a paper sack, light it on fire on his porch then ring the door bell and run.


I was thinking of the same thing because I have done this many times in my hay days.
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#3171315 - 02/20/13 08:57 PM Re: Where do I start? Poop thread [Re: 93civEJ1]
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We had a neighbor that would walk her dog straight out the door into our back/front yard to let her dogs drop a log. She did this to me and the guy beside her also. Me and the other neighbor got together and scooped up the poop and put it right on there step late at night. She walks with my wife in the morning and complained that somebody's dog was dumping on her porch stairs and that people need to keep there dogs in their yard so my wife tells her to stop letting her dogs crap in our yards. She says they don't! So lately I have been shooting them with a pellet rifle
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#3171328 - 02/20/13 09:07 PM Re: Where do I start? Poop thread [Re: SPickle]
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I would document the offender with video for a few days. Then politely point out how disrespectful and nasty his habit is. If he does the right thing, problem solved. If he shows his @s$ - declare war as someone mentioned earlier.

There are several instances every year where this situation is fatal. \:\(

http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2013/02/05/murdered-over-dog-crap.html

http://www.nbcphiladelphia.com/news/local/Man-Killed-Over-Dog-Dispute-Cops--139318818.html

http://www.wavy.com/dpp/news/local_news/VB-man-killed-in-fight-over-dog-waste
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#3171329 - 02/20/13 09:08 PM Re: Where do I start? Poop thread [Re: RUGER]
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 Originally Posted By: RUGER
Save some up, fresh, put it in a paper sack, light it on fire on his porch then ring the door bell and run.

You can tell you are from West Tenn. That is what we use to do to teachers back in the day.
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#3171375 - 02/20/13 09:37 PM Re: Where do I start? Poop thread [Re: KPH]
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Tell them what I told one of my former neighbors.

"I don't put S#*t in your yard, so don't put any in mine!" It only took once.

By the way, you are in Knox county if I am not mistaken, and by law he has to pick up after his pet, or the county will fine him for each instance you document.
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#3171388 - 02/20/13 09:48 PM Re: Where do I start? Poop thread [Re: 93civEJ1]
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funny side note: when i was about 3 our neighbors would let their dog poop in our yard. my mom had me in the front yard playing and she says she saw me eating what she believed to be a plum/nope it was a dog turd...thanks to the neighbors scotty.....
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#3171390 - 02/20/13 09:49 PM Re: Where do I start? Poop thread [Re: Diehard Hunter]
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Yep, it's time to go see them. Kindly at first and see if they go clean it up, and make their dog use its own yard.
If they do nothing, then make them stomp on that burning bag haha.
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#3171394 - 02/20/13 09:52 PM Re: Where do I start? Poop thread [Re: KPH]
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I would just go on over and knock on thier door. You ain't got to be all confrintational right out of the gate or nothing. Be like, hey man I'm not trying to be hard to get along with, but do you think you might could keep your dog in your own yard when he drops a deuce instead of mine? If they don't want to cooperate, then it's time for pay back!

Edited by darn2ten (02/20/13 09:52 PM)

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#3171395 - 02/20/13 09:53 PM Re: Where do I start? Poop thread [Re: Outdoor life]
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I'd set up a trail cam.... get some pics...

Then wait and watch.... when his dog craps in your yard, run out and scoop it up in a shovel than take to him and say, your dog left this in my yard.... where should I leave it?
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#3171397 - 02/20/13 09:56 PM Re: Where do I start? Poop thread [Re: darn2ten]
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I used to have this problem...then I discovered the answer.
I poured bacon grease all over the poop.

Then I watched the neighbors dog come over and eat his own poop, and go back home. I assume he would get the squirts after a few hours.
Every morning I would inspect the front yard. If there was poop there, I would pour the bacon grease on the poop. The poop was always gone by the time I got back from work.

Anyway, just kept pouring the bacon grease, and eventually there were no dogs pooping in my yard.

I think people caught on...

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#3171424 - 02/20/13 10:23 PM Re: Where do I start? Poop thread [Re: RUGER]
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 Originally Posted By: RUGER
Save some up, fresh, put it in a paper sack, light it on fire on his porch then ring the door bell and run.
this
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#3171435 - 02/20/13 10:34 PM Re: Where do I start? Poop thread [Re: catman529]
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Get naked. Get your wife to put a collar on you and take you for a walk (on all fours). Walk up to their porch, squat, grunt and leave a pecan log behind. Scratch up grass and wife gives you a dog bone then trot happily back to your house.
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#3171438 - 02/20/13 10:38 PM Re: Where do I start? Poop thread [Re: Pic IN the Casa]
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 Originally Posted By: Pic IN the Casa
Get naked. Get your wife to put a collar on you and take you for a walk (on all fours). Walk up to their porch, squat, grunt and leave a pecan log behind. Scratch up grass and wife gives you a dog bone then trot happily back to your house.
\:D
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#3171470 - 02/20/13 11:45 PM Re: Where do I start? Poop thread [Re: PinchPoint]
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 Originally Posted By: Heli-Hunter
 Originally Posted By: Pic IN the Casa
Get naked. Get your wife to put a collar on you and take you for a walk (on all fours). Walk up to their porch, squat, grunt and leave a pecan log behind. Scratch up grass and wife gives you a dog bone then trot happily back to your house.
\:D


HAHA!! I literally busted out laughing when I read that \:D
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#3171478 - 02/21/13 12:30 AM Re: Where do I start? Poop thread [Re: Outdoor life]
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BlackBelt and Pic IN the Casa are tied for best solution. I would go with either one of those options.
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#3171486 - 02/21/13 01:00 AM Re: Where do I start? Poop thread [Re: Vermin93]
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#3171514 - 02/21/13 05:04 AM Re: Where do I start? Poop thread [Re: Doe-lusional]
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Is it on your property? If so, tell him to keep his dog and crap on his property, plain and simple.
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#3171515 - 02/21/13 05:06 AM Re: Where do I start? Poop thread [Re: Vermin93]
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My guess it's gonna go down like this,,,,LOL http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/06/20/caught-dog-pooping-neighbor-yard_n_880534.html
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#3171517 - 02/21/13 05:19 AM Re: Where do I start? Poop thread [Re: TrailWatcher]
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I had that problem with the people across the street... Free roaming dog but she always pooped in my yard. I talked to the neighbor... From upstate NY... And he got her to quit. Believe it or not their kids actually cleaned the poop out my yard a couple of times before she got the idea not to come over here.

Nothing worse that running across it with mower and then parking in the garage.
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#3171541 - 02/21/13 05:52 AM Re: Where do I start? Poop thread [Re: TrailWatcher]
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My neighboro's dog uses my yeard. I don't realy care because it is fertilizer, and where it is at I don't step im in.
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#3171552 - 02/21/13 06:00 AM Re: Where do I start? Poop thread [Re: utfan1]
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 Originally Posted By: utfan1
funny side note: when i was about 3 our neighbors would let their dog poop in our yard. my mom had me in the front yard playing and she says she saw me eating what she believed to be a plum/nope it was a dog turd...thanks to the neighbors scotty.....


yikes \:o

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#3171600 - 02/21/13 07:27 AM Re: Where do I start? Poop thread [Re: BlackBelt]
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 Originally Posted By: BlackBelt
I used to have this problem...then I discovered the answer.
I poured bacon grease all over the poop.

Then I watched the neighbors dog come over and eat his own poop, and go back home. I assume he would get the squirts after a few hours.
Every morning I would inspect the front yard. If there was poop there, I would pour the bacon grease on the poop. The poop was always gone by the time I got back from work.

Anyway, just kept pouring the bacon grease, and eventually there were no dogs pooping in my yard.

I think people caught on...


That's awesome!
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#3171731 - 02/21/13 09:13 AM Re: Where do I start? Poop thread [Re: Deer Whisperer]
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Sounds like its time to call Wade Blasingame.

http://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/wade-blasingame/n11427/
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#3171753 - 02/21/13 09:33 AM Re: Where do I start? Poop thread [Re: 93civEJ1]
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 Originally Posted By: 93civEJ1
 Originally Posted By: AndyW
My uncle dealt with the same situation for years. Every day, he took his shovel and slung it on the neighbor's porch. They never said a word.


Did they eventually quit and learn which yard was theirs? I don't mind crap but it'd bad enough seeing all of it from my dogs. Yet alone someone else's in a part of my yard where my dogs never roam to potty


No, he slung poo on their front porch the entire time they lived there. It was literally like 10 years daily. Its worth mentioning that he went to them nicely a couple times before he started putting it on their porch.
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#3171767 - 02/21/13 09:44 AM Re: Where do I start? Poop thread [Re: BlackBelt]
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 Originally Posted By: BlackBelt
I used to have this problem...then I discovered the answer.
I poured bacon grease all over the poop.

Then I watched the neighbors dog come over and eat his own poop, and go back home. I assume he would get the squirts after a few hours.
Every morning I would inspect the front yard. If there was poop there, I would pour the bacon grease on the poop. The poop was always gone by the time I got back from work.

Anyway, just kept pouring the bacon grease, and eventually there were no dogs pooping in my yard.

I think people caught on...


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#3171790 - 02/21/13 10:06 AM Re: Where do I start? Poop thread [Re: TAFKAP]
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If its like the last neighborhood I lived in the driveway was right on the property line. I think I had one foot of grass to cut over the driveway. So if that's the case not much you can do other than tell him how you feel about it being so close to the line. May can see if HOA if there is one addresses the situation of county ordinance of some type does. Good luck tonight
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#3172089 - 02/21/13 03:02 PM Re: Where do I start? Poop thread [Re: darn2ten]
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I'd introduce myself and confront him. My dogs crap in my yard and I shovel it in bags and haul if off. I hate people who walk there dogs and let them poop whereever.
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#3172094 - 02/21/13 03:06 PM Re: Where do I start? Poop thread [Re: JeepKuntry]
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Here is the kicker....he brings them on leashes!!!!
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#3172095 - 02/21/13 03:07 PM Re: Where do I start? Poop thread [Re: 93civEJ1]
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 Originally Posted By: 93civEJ1
Here is the kicker....he brings them on leashes!!!!


Then he is probably a crappy human being \:D
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#3172117 - 02/21/13 03:28 PM Re: Where do I start? Poop thread [Re: AndyW]
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bacon grease!

I'd probably just simply place it a couple feet back over the property line. After he steps in a pile or two he'll get the message.

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#3172126 - 02/21/13 03:39 PM Re: Where do I start? Poop thread [Re: jb3]
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Way not be a man and confront him about it first? If the problem keeps on after you have talked man to man about it. Then let there be war...The guy might not think what he is doing is a bad thing? However, if you talk to him about the problem and ask him to please stop, and he does not then, by all means do what ever.
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#3172132 - 02/21/13 03:48 PM Re: Where do I start? Poop thread [Re: 93civEJ1]
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fill up a sack,,,,,catch it on fire,,,,lay on front porch,,,,,ring door bell and run,,,,,,,,,hard and fast
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#3172237 - 02/21/13 05:42 PM Re: Where do I start? Poop thread [Re: 93civEJ1]
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I would first address the issue in person. I would go introduce myself and politely say that your dog is pooping right beside my driveway. ask if he could let his dog defecate somewhere else.

If that doesn't help then I would revert to other means of getting my message across, as in some of the above methods


Edited by huntinkev (02/21/13 05:57 PM)

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#3219637 - 04/11/13 04:36 PM Re: Where do I start? Poop thread [Re: huntinkev]
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Well, more and more piles up...he bags it up, but it takes forever. I went out a few mins ago to the side of the house and the side of my house is lined with turds. I went to the garage and got a small garden shovel and flung every little single chunk about 20 ft over as hard as i could. It bounced off his house and bit by bit is scattered all over his section.

If he dont get the hint...next will be a talk or note ...or then turds on the porch.

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#3219695 - 04/11/13 05:38 PM Re: Where do I start? Poop thread [Re: PinchPoint]
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save it up for about a week, Box it up and mail it back to them .. they will open it in the house..
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#3219697 - 04/11/13 05:42 PM Re: Where do I start? Poop thread [Re: 93civEJ1]
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You need to be a good neighbor and take him a plate of brownies with one if his dogs turds mixed in the bunch.
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#3219724 - 04/11/13 06:07 PM Re: Where do I start? Poop thread [Re: oakclimber]
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I love the bacon grease idea.
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#3219736 - 04/11/13 06:17 PM Re: Where do I start? Poop thread [Re: farmin68]
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 Originally Posted By: farmin68
I love the bacon grease idea.


Yep! It's bacon time!
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#3219738 - 04/11/13 06:18 PM Re: Where do I start? Poop thread [Re: BlackBelt]
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 Originally Posted By: BlackBelt
I used to have this problem...then I discovered the answer.
I poured bacon grease all over the poop.

Then I watched the neighbors dog come over and eat his own poop, and go back home. I assume he would get the squirts after a few hours.
Every morning I would inspect the front yard. If there was poop there, I would pour the bacon grease on the poop. The poop was always gone by the time I got back from work.

Anyway, just kept pouring the bacon grease, and eventually there were no dogs pooping in my yard.

I think people caught on...


I'm suing! I just hurt myself laughing at this!
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#3219783 - 04/11/13 06:57 PM Re: Where do I start? Poop thread [Re: 7mm08]
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Drink a lot of beer, eat a lot of corn, squat next to their driveway as close as you can to their property. Repeat as necessary.
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#3219786 - 04/11/13 06:59 PM Re: Where do I start? Poop thread [Re: BlackBelt]
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 Originally Posted By: BlackBelt
I used to have this problem...then I discovered the answer.
I poured bacon grease all over the poop.

Then I watched the neighbors dog come over and eat his own poop, and go back home. I assume he would get the squirts after a few hours.
Every morning I would inspect the front yard. If there was poop there, I would pour the bacon grease on the poop. The poop was always gone by the time I got back from work.

Anyway, just kept pouring the bacon grease, and eventually there were no dogs pooping in my yard.

I think people caught on...
you are my hero.
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