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#3164153 - 02/14/13 04:49 PM O 'Neill 's Bar, joke
Brownsville Mafia
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Registered: 12/18/07
Posts: 16792
Loc: on the wings of a snow white d...

O 'Neill 's Bar

I was in my favorite Irish pub last Saturday night, knocked back a few beers, and noticed two very large women by the bar. They both had pretty strong accents that sounded to me like an Irish brogue , so I asked, "Hey, are you two ladies from Ireland?"

One of them looked down on me frowning and said in a nasty voice, "It 's WALES, you idiot!"

So, I immediately apologized and said, "I 'm sorry. Are you two whales from Ireland?"

That 's pretty much the last thing I remember!
"Don't piss down my back and tell me its rain", Fletcher, Outlaw Josey Wales

Living somewhere between this world and the other, Legends of the Fall

#3164158 - 02/14/13 04:55 PM Re: O 'Neill 's Bar, joke [Re: Chaneylake]
Pic IN the Casa
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Registered: 03/18/11
Posts: 10072
Loc: TN

\:D \:D
Tolerance now means OBEY!!!!

#3164217 - 02/14/13 06:16 PM Re: O 'Neill 's Bar, joke [Re: Pic IN the Casa]
16 Point

Registered: 12/02/07
Posts: 11380
Loc: Pall Mall, TN and Dexter, MI

Thanks! I needed that...A guy walks into a bar and says "hey, I got a polish joke for you"...the bartender says "hey, before you tell that joke...see that 250lb guy over there...he's a retired Marine and he's Polish...and see that 300lb guy over there, well he's Polish too....and for that matter, I'm Polish. You sure you want to tell that joke?" And the guy says..................................."Well, I guess not...not if I have to tell it three times"
I couldn't fix your brakes so I made your horn louder....

Dean Business Supply, Llc

#3164601 - 02/15/13 05:37 AM Re: O 'Neill 's Bar, joke [Re: Coach]
TnDeer Old Timer
12 Point

Registered: 09/03/99
Posts: 6666
Loc: west tenn.

Got to be married with kids to appreciate:

The only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon " quickie " with their
8-year-old son in the apartment was to send him out on the balcony
with a Popsicle and tell him to report on all the neighborhood activities.
"There's a car being towed from the parking lot," he shouted.
... He began his commentary as his parents put their plan into operation:
"An ambulance just drove by!"
"Looks like the Andersons have company," he called out.
"Matt's riding a new bike!"
"Looks like the Sanders are moving!"
" Jason is on his skate board!"
After a few moments he announced, "The Coopers are having sex!!"
Startled, his mother and dad shot up in bed. Dad cautiously called out,
"How do you know they're having sex?"
" Jimmy Cooper is standing on his balcony with a Popsicle ."
"Sometimes it's not enough to know what things mean, sometimes you have to know what things don't mean."

#3164602 - 02/15/13 05:39 AM Re: O 'Neill 's Bar, joke [Re: Hawk]
rabbit hunter
14 Point

Registered: 03/04/10
Posts: 9458
Loc: Beech Bluff, TN


#3164609 - 02/15/13 05:52 AM Re: O 'Neill 's Bar, joke [Re: rabbit hunter]
Bow Hunter
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Registered: 09/21/02
Posts: 16851
Loc: Murfreesboro Tn.

Good one for sure. \:D
Life is good Today.

#3164627 - 02/15/13 06:18 AM Re: O 'Neill 's Bar, joke [Re: Bow Hunter]
Kimber45 Moderator
Peace Maker
16 Point

Registered: 07/10/08
Posts: 18625
Loc: Close to Jackson, TN

\:D \:D
Patriotism is not short, frenzied outbursts of emotion, but the tranquil and steady dedication of a lifetime.

#3164632 - 02/15/13 06:25 AM Re: O 'Neill 's Bar, joke [Re: Kimber45]
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Registered: 10/24/11
Posts: 3764
Loc: Old hickory Tn


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