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#3154684 - 02/07/13 07:47 AM Know Your Drugs
Nimrod777
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Not to hijack ratsnakeboogy's thread...

Last month my wife served as interpreter for a couple of deaf students who attended our state-wide Christian teen convention in Gatlinburg. It's a grueling job and requires her to constantly interpret on the fly everything that happens on stage, from music to speaking to drama to slam poetry to comedy bits.

This year we had a great comedian named Jonnie W (www.jonniew.com). I found it relatively amusing as his routine required her to run the gamut of fart jokes. Then he went into a bit about how difficult it is to tell what people are singing from stage when you don't have words projected; He did this, of course, by singing from stage without projected any words. How ironic for my bride! His last bit was about how deceptive advertising is nowadays, starting out like a pop or rock song, then slipping in a plug for the product, such as Allegra.

Afterwards my bride comes up a little wide-eyed: "When he started talking about Allegra, I was thinking, 'oh my gosh, I can't believe he's doing this at a Christian teen convention!'. Then I figured out I was thinking of a different drug altogether!"

Hey guys, if she wasn't gullible, I'd have never gotten her to marry me! ;\)
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#3154687 - 02/07/13 07:50 AM Re: Know Your Drugs [Re: Nimrod777]
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Now thats funny.....you ought to hear the drug names I hear come out of patients mouths everyday.....it's hard to keep a straight face sometimes
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#3154704 - 02/07/13 08:01 AM Re: Know Your Drugs [Re: Dbllunger]
ferg
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\:D \:D
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#3155594 - 02/07/13 08:55 PM Re: Know Your Drugs [Re: Dbllunger]
Bucks & Beards
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 Originally Posted By: Dbllunger
Now thats funny.....you ought to hear the drug names I hear come out of patients mouths everyday.....it's hard to keep a straight face sometimes

Couple I heard today:
"Feenamint" for Fentanyl
"Ammonia AD" for Immodium AD
"War-fearing" for Warfarin (And by the way, he said, "That'll break up my 'blood clogs'")

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#3155720 - 02/07/13 10:59 PM Re: Know Your Drugs [Re: Bucks & Beards]
Dbllunger
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Not a drug but had a patient say one time she had an appointement with her "vaginacologist" after she left my office. Good thing I didn't have any liquid in my mouth at the time
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#3155785 - 02/08/13 05:16 AM Re: Know Your Drugs [Re: Dbllunger]
WGK
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Well it was pretty easy to figure where here next appointment was.
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#3155850 - 02/08/13 07:38 AM Re: Know Your Drugs [Re: Dbllunger]
BigD_625
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 Originally Posted By: Dbllunger
Not a drug but had a patient say one time she had an appointement with her "vaginacologist" after she left my office. Good thing I didn't have any liquid in my mouth at the time


Funniest thing I'll read all day. \:D
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#3156023 - 02/08/13 10:00 AM Re: Know Your Drugs [Re: BigD_625]
feisty red head
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THat is Funny
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#3156049 - 02/08/13 10:16 AM Re: Know Your Drugs [Re: feisty red head]
Barrett
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So I have a question.... Say he was talking about the blue diamond. What exactly would be the "sign" for that. I have a couple of ideas in my head but they are probably wrong. \:D
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#3156055 - 02/08/13 10:18 AM Re: Know Your Drugs [Re: Barrett]
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