#3151757 - 02/04/13 06:23 PM
Anyone else have a wife that....
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BlountArrow
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thinks she can flush half a roll of toilet paper and NOT experience any problems?!
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#3151764 - 02/04/13 06:30 PM
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YEAP!!! or thinks you shouldnt have to rinse dishes off before putting them in the dishwasher LOL
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#3151769 - 02/04/13 06:31 PM
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YEAP!!! or thinks you shouldnt have to rinse dishes off before putting them in the dishwasher LOL
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#3151790 - 02/04/13 06:43 PM
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You need a ration system. Two squares every time the toilet handle is pressed. You might become a millionare with that idea selling to school systems. I thought of it now it's up to engineer to design
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#3151793 - 02/04/13 06:45 PM
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Or is sick with the flu and says, I feel terrible can you hold me.
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#3151934 - 02/04/13 07:42 PM
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YEAP!!! or thinks you shouldnt have to rinse dishes off before putting them in the dishwasher LOL
This^^
and the "I'm sick can you hold me."
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#3151943 - 02/04/13 07:48 PM
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I reframe from commenting...She maybe watching! ;D
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#3151947 - 02/04/13 07:50 PM
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I don't want to be held when I'm sick. I want drugs and sleep and sympathy.
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#3151951 - 02/04/13 07:51 PM
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I don't want to be held when I'm sick. I want drugs and sleep and sympathy.
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#3151958 - 02/04/13 07:56 PM
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Or is sick with the flu and says, I feel terrible can you hold me.
c'mon man gotta tuff it up and love your woman 
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#3151989 - 02/04/13 08:06 PM
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YEAP!!! or thinks you shouldnt have to rinse dishes off before putting them in the dishwasher LOL
LOL Im getting the evil eye right now because I just told her I knew I wasnt the only one that complained about this.
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#3152015 - 02/04/13 08:23 PM
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I'm looking at getting a commercial toilet for my son's bathroom, or seeing if I can get a macerator hooked up to it to grind it up. He clogs a toilet a lot!
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#3152127 - 02/04/13 09:26 PM
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I stopped my wife. Set the drag a little tighter on the spool, that way the line breaks, they dont use near as much paper.
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#3152147 - 02/04/13 09:36 PM
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another reason for staying single!
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#3152246 - 02/04/13 10:41 PM
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Mine tried to flush the corn cobs that we use.. (I farm and I got a combine.. years and years of free butt wipers come outta that thing)
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#3152259 - 02/04/13 10:51 PM
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I stopped my wife. Set the drag a little tighter on the spool, that way the line breaks, they dont use near as much paper.
HA HA HA I need to try that one I go for the save alot brand and she is bringing in charmin ultra extra soft 20 ply LOL
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#3152262 - 02/04/13 10:53 PM
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I never understood why someone would wash a dish before putting it in the dishwasher?
I always... without fail spray my plate off in the sink before putting it in the sink or dishwasher. The wife on the other hand will just sit it there and then in a day or two stick in the dishwasher... after she scrubs for an hour trying to get the stuck on stuff off. Heck you might as well finish washing it if you're gonna do that. If you would spray it off when you get up from the table and stick it in there then it would make life a whole lot easier.
And leave Pnut butter on the spoon? Why? My mom would have smacked me beside the head if I did something like that. Take your papertowel and clean it off you idgit.
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#3152340 - 02/05/13 05:01 AM
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LOL Im getting the evil eye right now because I just told her I knew I wasnt the only one that complained about this.
^That's great, I knew it couldn't be just me either!^
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#3152419 - 02/05/13 07:13 AM
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Some of ya maybe sleeping outdoors tonight
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#3152422 - 02/05/13 07:14 AM
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thinks she can flush half a roll of toilet paper and NOT experience any problems?!
Oh man, if you only knew........
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#3152553 - 02/05/13 09:11 AM
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I plead the 5th
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#3152577 - 02/05/13 09:21 AM
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My ex-wife did. Does that count?
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#3152581 - 02/05/13 09:23 AM
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BlountArrow
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My ex-wife did. Does that count?
Why, of course.
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#3152582 - 02/05/13 09:24 AM
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Some of ya maybe sleeping outdoors tonight
No way, I'm not joining her out there...not on a week day.
Edited by BlountArrow (02/05/13 09:24 AM)
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#3152621 - 02/05/13 10:03 AM
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Pic IN the Casa
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I swear, I can put a new roll on Friday evening and we're down to cardboard by Sunday morning. My brood must save it all up til the weekend.
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#3152655 - 02/05/13 10:34 AM
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lol
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#3152682 - 02/05/13 11:03 AM
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Or runs water in the sink while she pours the grease down the drain. Then wonders why it stopped up.
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#3152705 - 02/05/13 11:19 AM
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Or peels 6 or 7 big taters in the sink and pushes the peelings into the garbage disposal! Twicet!
Edited by Coach (02/05/13 11:19 AM)
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#3152764 - 02/05/13 12:02 PM
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Here too! Man I ain't never seen such. My wife uses a deadgum quarter roll + everytime she goes!
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#3152862 - 02/05/13 01:41 PM
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Flush like you vote, early and often.
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#3153438 - 02/06/13 12:08 AM
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thinks she can flush half a roll of toilet paper and NOT experience any problems?!
Oh man, if you only knew........
x100! I don't get it big Dan.
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