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#3151757 - 02/04/13 06:23 PM Anyone else have a wife that....
BlountArrow
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thinks she can flush half a roll of toilet paper and NOT experience any problems?!
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#3151758 - 02/04/13 06:26 PM Re: Anyone else have a wife that.... [Re: BlountArrow]
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NOT ME JUST GOT DONE CLEARING NEW THRONE \:\(
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#3151764 - 02/04/13 06:30 PM Re: Anyone else have a wife that.... [Re: mike243]
tnfirefighter
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YEAP!!! or thinks you shouldnt have to rinse dishes off before putting them in the dishwasher LOL
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#3151765 - 02/04/13 06:30 PM Re: Anyone else have a wife that.... [Re: mike243]
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stik doesn't. TP costs money. I don't waste it and I know where the plunger is. \:\)
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#3151769 - 02/04/13 06:31 PM Re: Anyone else have a wife that.... [Re: tnfirefighter]
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 Originally Posted By: tnfirefighter
YEAP!!! or thinks you shouldnt have to rinse dishes off before putting them in the dishwasher LOL
I have the same problem .
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#3151790 - 02/04/13 06:43 PM Re: Anyone else have a wife that.... [Re: bowhunter163]
huntinkev
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You need a ration system. Two squares every time the toilet handle is pressed. You might become a millionare with that idea selling to school systems. I thought of it now it's up to engineer to design
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#3151793 - 02/04/13 06:45 PM Re: Anyone else have a wife that.... [Re: bowhunter163]
Model 1
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Or is sick with the flu and says, I feel terrible can you hold me.
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#3151934 - 02/04/13 07:42 PM Re: Anyone else have a wife that.... [Re: tnfirefighter]
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 Originally Posted By: tnfirefighter
YEAP!!! or thinks you shouldnt have to rinse dishes off before putting them in the dishwasher LOL


This^^

and the "I'm sick can you hold me."
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#3151943 - 02/04/13 07:48 PM Re: Anyone else have a wife that.... [Re: Bone Collector]
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I reframe from commenting...She maybe watching! ;D
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#3151947 - 02/04/13 07:50 PM Re: Anyone else have a wife that.... [Re: DBLAARCHERY]
Bowdacious
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I don't want to be held when I'm sick. I want drugs and sleep and sympathy.
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#3151951 - 02/04/13 07:51 PM Re: Anyone else have a wife that.... [Re: Bowdacious]
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 Originally Posted By: Bowdacious
I don't want to be held when I'm sick. I want drugs and sleep and sympathy.
and a little compassion!!
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#3151958 - 02/04/13 07:56 PM Re: Anyone else have a wife that.... [Re: Model 1]
Master Chief
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 Originally Posted By: Model 1
Or is sick with the flu and says, I feel terrible can you hold me.


c'mon man gotta tuff it up and love your woman \:\)
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#3151960 - 02/04/13 07:56 PM Re: Anyone else have a wife that.... [Re: DBLAARCHERY]
Viper (tp)
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I told my wife I have got to come up with a tolet system that is fool proof.

There's times I thought of a blinder/toilet combo, that way at least they would be small pieces before it hits the drain!
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#3151989 - 02/04/13 08:06 PM Re: Anyone else have a wife that.... [Re: tnfirefighter]
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 Originally Posted By: tnfirefighter
YEAP!!! or thinks you shouldnt have to rinse dishes off before putting them in the dishwasher LOL


LOL Im getting the evil eye right now because I just told her I knew I wasnt the only one that complained about this.

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#3152015 - 02/04/13 08:23 PM Re: Anyone else have a wife that.... [Re: birddog]
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I'm looking at getting a commercial toilet for my son's bathroom, or seeing if I can get a macerator hooked up to it to grind it up. He clogs a toilet a lot!
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#3152127 - 02/04/13 09:26 PM Re: Anyone else have a wife that.... [Re: Bowdacious]
tickweed
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I stopped my wife. Set the drag a little tighter on the spool, that way the line breaks, they dont use near as much paper.
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#3152147 - 02/04/13 09:36 PM Re: Anyone else have a wife that.... [Re: tickweed]
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another reason for staying single!
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#3152246 - 02/04/13 10:41 PM Re: Anyone else have a wife that.... [Re: 1 good shot]
pressfit
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Mine tried to flush the corn cobs that we use.. (I farm and I got a combine.. years and years of free butt wipers come outta that thing)
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#3152259 - 02/04/13 10:51 PM Re: Anyone else have a wife that.... [Re: tickweed]
tnfirefighter
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 Originally Posted By: tickweed
I stopped my wife. Set the drag a little tighter on the spool, that way the line breaks, they dont use near as much paper.


HA HA HA I need to try that one I go for the save alot brand and she is bringing in charmin ultra extra soft 20 ply LOL
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#3152262 - 02/04/13 10:53 PM Re: Anyone else have a wife that.... [Re: pressfit]
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I never understood why someone would wash a dish before putting it in the dishwasher?

I always... without fail spray my plate off in the sink before putting it in the sink or dishwasher. The wife on the other hand will just sit it there and then in a day or two stick in the dishwasher... after she scrubs for an hour trying to get the stuck on stuff off. Heck you might as well finish washing it if you're gonna do that. If you would spray it off when you get up from the table and stick it in there then it would make life a whole lot easier.

And leave Pnut butter on the spoon? Why? My mom would have smacked me beside the head if I did something like that. Take your papertowel and clean it off you idgit.
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#3152340 - 02/05/13 05:01 AM Re: Anyone else have a wife that.... [Re: birddog]
BlountArrow
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 Originally Posted By: birddog

LOL Im getting the evil eye right now because I just told her I knew I wasnt the only one that complained about this.


^That's great, I knew it couldn't be just me either!^
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#3152419 - 02/05/13 07:13 AM Re: Anyone else have a wife that.... [Re: SilverFox]
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Some of ya maybe sleeping outdoors tonight
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#3152422 - 02/05/13 07:14 AM Re: Anyone else have a wife that.... [Re: BlountArrow]
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 Originally Posted By: BlountArrow
thinks she can flush half a roll of toilet paper and NOT experience any problems?!


Oh man, if you only knew........
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#3152553 - 02/05/13 09:11 AM Re: Anyone else have a wife that.... [Re: Bowdacious]
LB FANATIC
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I plead the 5th
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#3152566 - 02/05/13 09:16 AM Re: Anyone else have a wife that.... [Re: BlountArrow]
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naw that would be me in our household. i've mastered the double flush. \:D
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#3152577 - 02/05/13 09:21 AM Re: Anyone else have a wife that.... [Re: Brisco Darlin]
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My ex-wife did. Does that count?
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#3152581 - 02/05/13 09:23 AM Re: Anyone else have a wife that.... [Re: jb3]
BlountArrow
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 Originally Posted By: jb3
My ex-wife did. Does that count?


Why, of course.
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#3152582 - 02/05/13 09:24 AM Re: Anyone else have a wife that.... [Re: Coach]
BlountArrow
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 Originally Posted By: Coach
Some of ya maybe sleeping outdoors tonight


No way, I'm not joining her out there...not on a week day. \:D


Edited by BlountArrow (02/05/13 09:24 AM)
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#3152621 - 02/05/13 10:03 AM Re: Anyone else have a wife that.... [Re: BlountArrow]
Pic IN the Casa
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I swear, I can put a new roll on Friday evening and we're down to cardboard by Sunday morning. My brood must save it all up til the weekend.
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#3152655 - 02/05/13 10:34 AM Re: Anyone else have a wife that.... [Re: Pic IN the Casa]
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lol
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#3152682 - 02/05/13 11:03 AM Re: Anyone else have a wife that.... [Re: Deer Assassin]
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Or runs water in the sink while she pours the grease down the drain. Then wonders why it stopped up.
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#3152705 - 02/05/13 11:19 AM Re: Anyone else have a wife that.... [Re: elkman]
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Or peels 6 or 7 big taters in the sink and pushes the peelings into the garbage disposal! Twicet!

Edited by Coach (02/05/13 11:19 AM)
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#3152764 - 02/05/13 12:02 PM Re: Anyone else have a wife that.... [Re: Bowdacious]
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Here too! Man I ain't never seen such. My wife uses a deadgum quarter roll + everytime she goes!
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#3152862 - 02/05/13 01:41 PM Re: Anyone else have a wife that.... [Re: Deer Assassin]
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Flush like you vote, early and often.
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#3153438 - 02/06/13 12:08 AM Re: Anyone else have a wife that.... [Re: ferg]
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 Originally Posted By: ferg
 Originally Posted By: BlountArrow
thinks she can flush half a roll of toilet paper and NOT experience any problems?!


Oh man, if you only knew........


x100! I don't get it big Dan.
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