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#3146911 - 01/31/13 12:56 PM Surgery or not?
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In the hospital the relatives gathered in the waiting room, where a family member lay gravely ill. Finally, the doctor came in looking tired and somber.

'I'm afraid I'm the bearer of bad news,' he said as he surveyed t he worried faces. 'The only hope left for your loved one at this time is a brain transplant. It's an experimental procedure, very risky, but it is the only hope. Insurance will cover the procedure, but you will have to pay for the BRAIN.'

The family members sat silent as they absorbed the news. After a time, someone asked, 'How much will a brain cost?'

The doctor quickly responded, '$5,000 for a Democrat's brain; $200 for a Republican's brain.'

The moment turned awkward. Some of the Democrats actually had to 'try' to not smile, avoiding eye contact with the Republicans. A man unable to control his curiosity, finally blurted out the question everyone wanted to ask, 'Why is the Democrat brain so much more than a Republican brain?'

The doctor smiled at the childish innocence and explained to the entire group, 'It's just standard pricing procedure. We have to price the Republicans' brains a lot lower because they're used."
"As long as you're green you're growing... once you're ripe you start to rot". Ray Croc

Ecclesiastes 10:2 (NIV)“The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of the fool to the left.”

#3146915 - 01/31/13 01:01 PM Re: Surgery or not? [Re: Knothead]

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Posts: 44814
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Amateurs: Built the Ark

Professionals: Built the Titanic

#3146924 - 01/31/13 01:08 PM Re: Surgery or not? [Re: MUP]
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Posts: 15824
Loc: At the TNDeer shirt factory %^...

What's your PSA #? Don't know? You should, do it.

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#3146939 - 01/31/13 01:27 PM Re: Surgery or not? [Re: ferg]
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Registered: 08/06/05
Posts: 3726
Loc: Hendersonville Tenn

That is about right
when I die please don't let the wife sale my guns for what I told her I paid for them

#3146983 - 01/31/13 02:12 PM Re: Surgery or not? [Re: KPH]
in the dog house!
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Posts: 9377
Loc: west tn

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#3147153 - 01/31/13 04:54 PM Re: Surgery or not? [Re: in the dog house!]
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Posts: 6245
Loc: loudon

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