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#3119559 - 01/11/13 06:23 PM Re: Worst "spanking"? [Re: moondawg]
Viper (tp)
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Last one I ever got from my dad, I was 11yrs old, and we lived in louisianna.

On a sunday morning I was up and outside shooting my pellet rifle and then one of my favorite things to do was catching the lizards we had in the area. These lizards we pretty neet, if he was on a green leaf he was green, if he was on the ground or on your hand he turned brown.

Well I caught one thats was big, I mean a 8 incher, and I just couldn't wait to show my mom and dad. So off to there bedroom I go. Well on sunday mornings, ah mom and dad kinda stayed in bed for a good while for some reason or another! \:\/

So I bust in and stop at the foot of the bed and I said yall look at this big lizard I caught, I had him in my one hand and was petting him with my finger of the other, and I said look mom. WELL as I eased him up so she could see it, it jumped out of my hand and right in the bed with mom and dad. The covers flew off and for some reason they didn't have their PJs on!

Then everything went south, son get that ????? lizard out of here and I am going to tare ur tale up for scaring your mother half to death.Needless to say mom was always scared to death of critters like that, ah after that one catching lizards was low on my list from that day on.
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#3119602 - 01/11/13 06:56 PM Re: Worst "spanking"? [Re: Viper (tp)]
TRIGGER
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Registered: 09/25/11
Posts: 4124
Loc: Cunningham TN

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 Originally Posted By: Viper (tp)
Last one I ever got from my dad, I was 11yrs old, and we lived in louisianna.

On a sunday morning I was up and outside shooting my pellet rifle and then one of my favorite things to do was catching the lizards we had in the area. These lizards we pretty neet, if he was on a green leaf he was green, if he was on the ground or on your hand he turned brown.

Well I caught one thats was big, I mean a 8 incher, and I just couldn't wait to show my mom and dad. So off to there bedroom I go. Well on sunday mornings, ah mom and dad kinda stayed in bed for a good while for some reason or another! \:\/

So I bust in and stop at the foot of the bed and I said yall look at this big lizard I caught, I had him in my one hand and was petting him with my finger of the other, and I said look mom. WELL as I eased him up so she could see it, it jumped out of my hand and right in the bed with mom and dad. The covers flew off and for some reason they didn't have their PJs on!

Then everything went south, son get that ????? lizard out of here and I am going to tare ur tale up for scaring your mother half to death.Needless to say mom was always scared to death of critters like that, ah after that one catching lizards was low on my list from that day on.


Poor guy I'm sorry you had to witness that.

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#3119614 - 01/11/13 07:00 PM Re: Worst "spanking"? [Re: ]
7mm08
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Registered: 09/12/07
Posts: 5197
Loc: In a river hopefully!

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 Originally Posted By: RutMan
Backhand knuckles across face busting mouth open .

Belt "whoopings" using belt buckle tearing skin, leaving whelps/bruises/blood.

Leather belt lashing while wet from just taking a bath (he waited for us to get out).

Butcher knife turned upside down across top of head.

Plus all the other stuff mentioned here on a regular basis.

I could write a book, but it would just bring up memories best left laying.


SORRY to hear the above. Never got a knife! I mentioned the razor strap but also got the back of the hand and a 2x4. To this day my "father" is difficult and all three sons rarely go home. Too many bad memories. When I do I sleep in a hotel. Sounds like you guys need to be in a book I am thinking about writing about how not to parent and how guys rise above it. Either you swim or sink. I have about five good friends with the extreme "parenting" as well. BTW the name of the book. RAISED BY WOLVES!

Even more respect for you Rutman.
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#3119615 - 01/11/13 07:00 PM Re: Worst "spanking"? [Re: Viper (tp)]
TAFKAP
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Registered: 11/06/09
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Loc: Memphis

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Now THAT's a funny story \:D
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#3119688 - 01/11/13 07:34 PM Re: Worst "spanking"? [Re: TAFKAP]
W.Seay
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Registered: 01/17/06
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I was 12, we were headed to Wednesday night church and I told my parents I wanted to go to the older class where all my friends were. He told me to go to my class. I told him that according to one of the school teachers that i was old enough to make my own choices. Well.... I did and it was the wrong one !! On the way home he casually asked me what class I went to and I told him. He never said a word. When we got home he said "go to my room"!! Man I knew I was in for it!!! I had my butt whipped so bad that it bled! That was the worst and last, I learned quick!!
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#3119698 - 01/11/13 07:40 PM Re: Worst "spanking"? [Re: W.Seay]
W.Seay
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When I was 4, my parent were gone shopping. I woke up and my grandfather was supposed to be watching me, he was visiting with a neighbor in their yard! I couldn't find any so I got mad!! I went and found a sword looking letter opener, I went to town on the brand new leather couch!! I literally destroyed that couch so bad that you wouldn't have even known it was a couch!!! My parents walked in right after my handy work, they were so dumbfounded that they couldn't even muster a word!! I told them why I did it, they didn't blame me!
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#3119835 - 01/11/13 08:48 PM Re: Worst "spanking"? [Re: W.Seay]
TAFKAP
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 Originally Posted By: W.Seay
When I was 4, my parent were gone shopping. I woke up and my grandfather was supposed to be watching me, he was visiting with a neighbor in their yard! I couldn't find any so I got mad!! I went and found a sword looking letter opener, I went to town on the brand new leather couch!! I literally destroyed that couch so bad that you wouldn't have even known it was a couch!!! My parents walked in right after my handy work, they were so dumbfounded that they couldn't even muster a word!! I told them why I did it, they didn't blame me!


.....and that's why Grandpa walks with a cane \:D
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#3119907 - 01/11/13 09:40 PM Re: Worst "spanking"? [Re: TAFKAP]
W.Seay
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Registered: 01/17/06
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Ha yep!!!!!!
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