#3057638 - 11/30/12 09:27 PM
Re: Women
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cecil30-30
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One thing I figured out. Always put gas in the wife's car, always assume it's low on oil, and (this one drives me nuts), if you want her to drive a clean car you will have to do it. I leave my underwear in the bathroom floor...she runs outta gas...it's a give and take relationship.
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#3057859 - 12/01/12 06:45 AM
Re: Women
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richmanbarbeque
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If they didn't have what we wanted they would have a bounty on them just like coyotes used too.
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#3058232 - 12/01/12 12:12 PM
Re: Women
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Bowdacious
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Yep. All women are stupid, thoughtless and have no common sense. We are incapable of taking care of ourselves and should never dare venture into the male realm of hunting or fishing. You marry us and we become fat, wrinkled hags with no redeeming qualities.
Did I cover everything?
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#3058234 - 12/01/12 12:16 PM
Re: Women
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SES
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Yep. All women are stupid, thoughtless and have no common sense. We are incapable of taking care of ourselves and should never dare venture into the male realm of hunting or fishing. You marry us and we become fat, wrinkled hags with no redeeming qualities.
Did I cover everything?
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#3058690 - 12/01/12 07:11 PM
Re: Women
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Diehard Hunter
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Yep. All women are stupid, thoughtless and have no common sense. We are incapable of taking care of ourselves and should never dare venture into the male realm of hunting or fishing. You marry us and we become fat, wrinkled hags with no redeeming qualities.
Did I cover everything?
You left out Mouthy!
You know I am just kidding! Don't kill me! LOL
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#3058703 - 12/01/12 07:15 PM
Re: Women
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fourwheeler431
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Yep. All women are stupid, thoughtless and have no common sense. We are incapable of taking care of ourselves and should never dare venture into the male realm of hunting or fishing. You marry us and we become fat, wrinkled hags with no redeeming qualities.
Did I cover everything? You left out Mouthy! I knew she had forgot something,I just couldn't put my finger on it! Good catch diehard! You know I am just kidding! Don't kill me! LOL
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#3058716 - 12/01/12 07:21 PM
Re: Women
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Kirk
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Loc: Cleveland, TN USA
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I hate to mention this............
My wife kept complaining about her tires or her brakes were making a funny RUMMPH RUMMPH RUMMPH noise all the time. I drove it and she rode I heard nothing. A few days later she says it is still making that noise. This time I rode with her driving and sure enough we heard the noise. RUMPPPH RUMMMPH RUMMPPH.
You know those ridges and grooves they cut out on the shoulder of the road to alert you are about to run off the road?
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