#3058729 - 12/01/12 07:27 PM
Re: Women
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Bowdacious
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Yep. All women are stupid, thoughtless and have no common sense. We are incapable of taking care of ourselves and should never dare venture into the male realm of hunting or fishing. You marry us and we become fat, wrinkled hags with no redeeming qualities that never shut up.
Did I cover everything? You left out Mouthy! You know I am just kidding! Don't kill me! LOL Lol---I fixed it.
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#3059001 - 12/01/12 10:53 PM
Re: Women
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eweisner
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Registered: 07/03/11
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Loc: Portland, TN
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Gramps...I love my wife. I carried a torch for her for twenty years before I evere kissed her. I can tell you what she had on the first time I ever saw her. She touches me and time stops. She has her short comings just as I do. To quote Rocky Balboa, "I got gaps, she's got gaps. Together we fill gaps"
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#3059014 - 12/01/12 11:27 PM
Re: Women
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Doe-lusional
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Registered: 01/27/07
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Loc: Kingston Springs
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women are something special Um excuse me boy!!! I know exactly how to put gas in my car and keep it that way, I DO know how to check and change my oil, but you Insist on doing it! and I can put air in my tires, and so on and so on!! Im not "SPECIAL" in the way you mean it!!! hmmmmm !!!
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#3059130 - 12/02/12 07:11 AM
Re: Women
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FULLDRAWXX75
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Registered: 01/29/07
Posts: 5499
Loc: Adirondack Mtns, NY
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women are something special Um excuse me boy!!! I know exactly how to put gas in my car and keep it that way, I DO know how to check and change my oil, but you Insist on doing it! and I can put air in my tires, and so on and so on!! Im not "SPECIAL" in the way you mean it!!! hmmmmm !!!
And that's when the fight started.....................LOL
Ahhhhhhhhh, match made in heaven, lol
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#3060024 - 12/02/12 06:56 PM
Re: Women
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osduck5
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Registered: 12/31/06
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Loc: Knoxville, Tn
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My wife does the exact same thing! I know when she ask if we can go somewhere in her vehicle, I better break out some money for gas because it is running on the fumes in the tank.
We have been married for 23 years but not long after we were first married, she gets mad, gonna leave, jumps in the vehicle and sling gravel everywhere. Wasn't 10 minutes later, she calls and ask if she can come home. Says she left her ATM card at home. LOL
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