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#3044458 - 11/22/12 02:16 AM Re: Official how you poop in the woods thread [Re: DirtyBear0311]
156p&y
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I thought about dropping one in my Dad's blind the other day in the bucket seat, and was giggling by butt off until I realized that I had no TP. Then I had to walk back to the house sweating and breathing like I was in a lamaze class! \:D

I haven't had much time to read anything on here this year but this was well worth it. It reminds me of Rodney Carrington stand up


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#3044551 - 11/22/12 06:49 AM Re: Official how you poop in the woods thread [Re: DirtyBear0311]
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 Originally Posted By: DirtyBear0311
At Prentice Cooper a few weeks ago and I had that sudden feeling right before I began my walk in. I walked about ten meters from my truck and into the woods and let er rip. As I was in mid wipe, a truck drove by me on the road that had a bend in it that made their headlights shine directly one my position. The truck slows to a stop and the light stays on me for about 5 or 6 seconds before they must have realized what the big white thing was and got the heck outta there. I was quite pleased with myself.


You should have pitched a loaf lol

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#3044649 - 11/22/12 08:24 AM Re: Official how you poop in the woods thread [Re: 156p&y]
mossyhorns300
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 Originally Posted By: 156p&y
I thought about dropping one in my Dad's blind the other day in the bucket seat, and was giggling by butt off until I realized that I had no TP. Then I had to walk back to the house sweating and breathing like I was in a lamaze class! \:D

I haven't had much time to read anything on here this year but this was well worth it. It reminds me of Rodney Carrington stand up


Lol! Rodney taking about bringing stool sample to the doctor. "You wanna get pissy about it, I coulda brought 3 of em in here on a stringer! You shoulda seen the one that got away. It broke the net!"
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#3044713 - 11/22/12 09:23 AM Re: Official how you poop in the woods thread [Re: Bone Collector]
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One of my buddy's had the green apple splatters one morning. Couldn't make it out of his climber so he turns around and sprays like a hot chocolate machine. It was all good till he went to get down. He forgot that he left his pull rope hanging down. Needless to say I didn't shake hands with him. True story. Everyone is a liar if they didn't visualize this while they were reading. I get tickled every time I tell that story
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#3044738 - 11/22/12 09:34 AM Re: Official how you poop in the woods thread [Re: matt_brown]
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 Originally Posted By: matt_brown
One of my buddy's had the green apple splatters one morning. Couldn't make it out of his climber so he turns around and sprays like a hot chocolate machine. It was all good till he went to get down. He forgot that he left his pull rope hanging down. Needless to say I didn't shake hands with him. True story. Everyone is a liar if they didn't visualize this while they were reading. I get tickled every time I tell that story
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#3045233 - 11/22/12 07:06 PM Re: Official how you poop in the woods thread [Re: UTGrad]
Lefty
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 Originally Posted By: UTGrad
 Originally Posted By: Lefty
Somebody please revive Showmehorns post on this subject. One of the best laughs that I have ever had.


Was that the post with the various poop positions? If so that was hilarious.


It was the one where he was bow hunting and it was hilarious!
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#3046517 - 11/23/12 10:47 PM Re: Official how you poop in the woods thread [Re: Lefty]
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You heathen brutes. Have you no decorum??


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#3046543 - 11/23/12 11:33 PM Re: Official how you poop in the woods thread [Re: Nimrod777]
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Nimrod that is brilliant!!
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#3046731 - 11/24/12 09:20 AM Re: Official how you poop in the woods thread [Re: UTGrad]
catman529
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 Originally Posted By: UTGrad
Nimrod that is brilliant!!
I agree, and he needs to tell me where it is, so I can drag it to my favorite hunting spot so I don't even have to move when I get the urge, I can just keep hunting and pitch a loaf!
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#3046776 - 11/24/12 10:08 AM Re: Official how you poop in the woods thread [Re: Urban_Hunter]
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 Originally Posted By: Urban_Hunter
Anyone use those toilet seats that go in your receiver hitch? All my friends laugh like crazy when they see one in a store, but I think its a great idea! Just don't know where you would store it for the trip...


ah yes. The infamous Bumper Dumper

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