At Prentice Cooper a few weeks ago and I had that sudden feeling right before I began my walk in. I walked about ten meters from my truck and into the woods and let er rip. As I was in mid wipe, a truck drove by me on the road that had a bend in it that made their headlights shine directly one my position. The truck slows to a stop and the light stays on me for about 5 or 6 seconds before they must have realized what the big white thing was and got the heck outta there. I was quite pleased with myself.

I thought about dropping one in my Dad's blind the other day in the bucket seat, and was giggling by butt off until I realized that I had no TP. Then I had to walk back to the house sweating and breathing like I was in a lamaze class!

I haven't had much time to read anything on here this year but this was well worth it. It reminds me of Rodney Carrington stand up

One of my buddy's had the green apple splatters one morning. Couldn't make it out of his climber so he turns around and sprays like a hot chocolate machine. It was all good till he went to get down. He forgot that he left his pull rope hanging down. Needless to say I didn't shake hands with him. True story. Everyone is a liar if they didn't visualize this while they were reading. I get tickled every time I tell that story

Was that the post with the various poop positions? If so that was hilarious.

Nimrod that is brilliant!!

Anyone use those toilet seats that go in your receiver hitch? All my friends laugh like crazy when they see one in a store, but I think its a great idea! Just don't know where you would store it for the trip...