#3043765 - 11/21/12 02:31 PM
Re: Official how you poop in the woods thread
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Lefty
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Somebody please revive Showmehorns post on this subject. One of the best laughs that I have ever had.
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#3043807 - 11/21/12 03:08 PM
Re: Official how you poop in the woods thread
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KANATI McD
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I dont. I eat corn regularly and I'm afraid it would be considered baiting.
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#3043958 - 11/21/12 05:28 PM
Re: Official how you poop in the woods thread
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Bowdacious
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Same technique as the other. I just pop a squat.
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#3043962 - 11/21/12 05:38 PM
Re: Official how you poop in the woods thread
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UTGrad
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Somebody please revive Showmehorns post on this subject. One of the best laughs that I have ever had.
Was that the post with the various poop positions? If so that was hilarious.
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#3043973 - 11/21/12 05:45 PM
Re: Official how you poop in the woods thread
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timberjack86
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I like to find a log and hang my tail over it. Closest thing to the real thing I guess. Doing wall squats agains a tree works too. Back when I was inexperienced, I squatted down like a catcher and if fell in my pants!
HA!
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#3043982 - 11/21/12 05:48 PM
Re: Official how you poop in the woods thread
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BAMA BOW MERKER
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I crapped on my bow about 3 years ago. The pains hit about mid afternoon, I told myself I could make it back to the truck. Wrong.... 30 min later WW III was going on in my guts. Lowered the bow to the ground, and started to climb down. Half way down I had a decision to make. In my pants or bombs away. Except this wasn't a bomb, more like a bucket of Hormel chili. Well after ripping the right sleeve off my shirt to take of business, I climbed back up. Began pulling my bow up. Surprise, direct hit. And I missed a deer that day....
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#3043997 - 11/21/12 05:56 PM
Re: Official how you poop in the woods thread
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Lawrence
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I have done it all
from dropping a load on the side of the road to one arming it
on a nice tree doesn't matter to me
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#3044101 - 11/21/12 06:54 PM
Re: Official how you poop in the woods thread
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WestTn Huntin'man
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I don't go in the woods..I climb down and go to Kroger,Walmart or home
Smart man .
I won't ruin a good hunting spot. In a emergency I hike out to the truck.
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#3044152 - 11/21/12 07:15 PM
Re: Official how you poop in the woods thread
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Bigswede3423
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I'm surprised nobody on here has mentioned wearing Depends. Guess I'm the only one!!
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#3044398 - 11/21/12 10:07 PM
Re: Official how you poop in the woods thread
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DirtyBear0311
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At Prentice Cooper a few weeks ago and I had that sudden feeling right before I began my walk in. I walked about ten meters from my truck and into the woods and let er rip. As I was in mid wipe, a truck drove by me on the road that had a bend in it that made their headlights shine directly one my position. The truck slows to a stop and the light stays on me for about 5 or 6 seconds before they must have realized what the big white thing was and got the heck outta there. I was quite pleased with myself.
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