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#3042457 - 11/20/12 05:11 PM Re: Official how you poop in the woods thread [Re: utfan1]
randy
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 Originally Posted By: utfan1
 Originally Posted By: Poser
I like to find a small tree or sapling, grab it for balance/support and squat.
bad idea!
did that and the nice sapling that looked very healthy,broke. my hand caught a broken glass bottle as it hit the ground. numerous stitches later.lesson learned .
whew. I thought you were going to say you landed in your own mess.
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#3042458 - 11/20/12 05:12 PM Re: Official how you poop in the woods thread [Re: ferg]
redblood
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absolutely love it. a smooth bark log and a parallel offset approach
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#3042484 - 11/20/12 05:29 PM Re: Official how you poop in the woods thread [Re: redblood]
utfan1
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wouldnt have hurt any more.forgot about having to go and used all the t.p. to soak up blood.
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#3042716 - 11/20/12 07:48 PM Re: Official how you poop in the woods thread [Re: utfan1]
shopson
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Drop the pants and go. Prefer to back up to a tree but it's not a necessity. Through years of experience I can do it about anywhere...and have!
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#3042728 - 11/20/12 07:56 PM Re: Official how you poop in the woods thread [Re: BSK]
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 Originally Posted By: BSK
Some dang funny responses in this thread! \:D


A sky dump... Too funny!



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#3042763 - 11/20/12 08:10 PM Re: Official how you poop in the woods thread [Re: randy]
WestTn Huntin'man
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 Originally Posted By: randy
 Originally Posted By: woodsman87
I like to find a log and hang my tail over it. Closest thing to the real thing I guess. Doing wall squats agains a tree works too. Back when I was inexperienced, I squatted down like a catcher and if fell in my pants!
HA!
Did you pick it up and throw it like a catcher?

I thought maybe he would just shake a leg.:)
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#3042773 - 11/20/12 08:15 PM Re: Official how you poop in the woods thread [Re: WestTn Huntin'man]
Eric Kilby
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best case i find one of those stumps with the center rotted out... worst case i back up to a tree and let it go... just please get off the trail before you do it.... i was headed down a hiking trail in tellico mtns and a guy was squated down right in the middle of the trail had to walk around him...
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#3042775 - 11/20/12 08:16 PM Re: Official how you poop in the woods thread [Re: WestTn Huntin'man]
WestTn Huntin'man
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Seriously folks most of us that are at least semi regular can condition our bodies to go before you leave the house.Start Taking some fiber before bed time get up have your coffee and Go before you leave the house.
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#3042832 - 11/20/12 08:41 PM Re: Official how you poop in the woods thread [Re: WestTn Huntin'man]
pressfit
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I dont think I have ever been squirrel hunting and came back home with any underwear on.. I always forget the paper towels and end up cutting my undies off to use a TP.. I was getting dressed one morning..I couldnt find any underwear..I hollered at my wife.. where are my underwear?? she hollers back... IN THE WOODS WHERE YOU LEFT THEM!!
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#3042874 - 11/20/12 09:14 PM Re: Official how you poop in the woods thread [Re: ferg]
Bone Collector
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lean against a tree.
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