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#3042161 - 11/20/12 01:10 PM Official how you poop in the woods thread
catman529
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Just going along with bowriter's continuation of the trend...

Do you use a tree, one arm, a rock, dig a hole, etc? I like a good tree to lean against.
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#3042165 - 11/20/12 01:13 PM Re: Official how you poop in the woods thread [Re: catman529]
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I like to find a log and hang my tail over it. Closest thing to the real thing I guess. Doing wall squats agains a tree works too. Back when I was inexperienced, I squatted down like a catcher and if fell in my pants!
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#3042175 - 11/20/12 01:17 PM Re: Official how you poop in the woods thread [Re: woodsman87]
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I don't. I hold it until I can get back to camp and use a real john! Honestly, I hate having to drop a deuce in the woods, for whatever reason.
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#3042195 - 11/20/12 01:25 PM Re: Official how you poop in the woods thread [Re: BSK]
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I like to find a small tree or sapling, grab it for balance/support and squat.
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#3042202 - 11/20/12 01:28 PM Re: Official how you poop in the woods thread [Re: woodsman87]
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 Originally Posted By: woodsman87
I like to find a log and hang my tail over it. Closest thing to the real thing I guess. Doing wall squats agains a tree works too. Back when I was inexperienced, I squatted down like a catcher and if fell in my pants!
HA!
Did you pick it up and throw it like a catcher?
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#3042210 - 11/20/12 01:31 PM Re: Official how you poop in the woods thread [Re: randy]
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 Originally Posted By: randy
 Originally Posted By: woodsman87
I like to find a log and hang my tail over it. Closest thing to the real thing I guess. Doing wall squats agains a tree works too. Back when I was inexperienced, I squatted down like a catcher and if fell in my pants!
HA!
Did you pick it up and throw it like a catcher?


I don't remember. All I know is that I was probably 10 or 12 and didnt even realize I had done it. I just kept smelling crap and then I realized it was in my pants. LOL
Nasty and gross and mad at the time but hilarious now that I think about it!

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#3042212 - 11/20/12 01:32 PM Re: Official how you poop in the woods thread [Re: randy]
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On public land I try to find a tree with at least 2 cat's eyes or markers on it then let nature takes its course. Figure someone took the time to mark the tree for me. They are usually good sturdy trees and easy to lean or hold on to.
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#3042223 - 11/20/12 01:42 PM Re: Official how you poop in the woods thread [Re: WRbowhunter]
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 Originally Posted By: WRbowhunter
On public land I try to find a tree with at least 2 cat's eyes or markers on it then let nature takes its course. Figure someone took the time to mark the tree for me. They are usually good sturdy trees and easy to lean or hold on to.
the ones with climber marks give extra grip on your back so you don't slide down while pushing it out
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#3042231 - 11/20/12 01:45 PM Re: Official how you poop in the woods thread [Re: WRbowhunter]
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 Originally Posted By: WRbowhunter
On public land I try to find a tree with at least 2 cat's eyes or markers on it then let nature takes its course. Figure someone took the time to mark the tree for me. They are usually good sturdy trees and easy to lean or hold on to.


LMAO

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#3042250 - 11/20/12 01:59 PM Re: Official how you poop in the woods thread [Re: BSK]
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 Originally Posted By: BSK
I don't. I hold it until I can get back to camp and use a real john! Honestly, I hate having to drop a deuce in the woods, for whatever reason.


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I simply do NOT want to THAT vulnerable in the wild \:\) Maybe a 'Deliverance' thing \:D \:D \:D
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