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#3042161 - 11/20/12 01:10 PM Official how you poop in the woods thread
catman529
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Just going along with bowriter's continuation of the trend...

Do you use a tree, one arm, a rock, dig a hole, etc? I like a good tree to lean against.
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#3042165 - 11/20/12 01:13 PM Re: Official how you poop in the woods thread [Re: catman529]
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I like to find a log and hang my tail over it. Closest thing to the real thing I guess. Doing wall squats agains a tree works too. Back when I was inexperienced, I squatted down like a catcher and if fell in my pants!
HA!

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#3042175 - 11/20/12 01:17 PM Re: Official how you poop in the woods thread [Re: woodsman87]
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I don't. I hold it until I can get back to camp and use a real john! Honestly, I hate having to drop a deuce in the woods, for whatever reason.
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#3042195 - 11/20/12 01:25 PM Re: Official how you poop in the woods thread [Re: BSK]
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I like to find a small tree or sapling, grab it for balance/support and squat.
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#3042202 - 11/20/12 01:28 PM Re: Official how you poop in the woods thread [Re: woodsman87]
randy
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 Originally Posted By: woodsman87
I like to find a log and hang my tail over it. Closest thing to the real thing I guess. Doing wall squats agains a tree works too. Back when I was inexperienced, I squatted down like a catcher and if fell in my pants!
HA!
Did you pick it up and throw it like a catcher?
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#3042210 - 11/20/12 01:31 PM Re: Official how you poop in the woods thread [Re: randy]
woodsman87
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 Originally Posted By: randy
 Originally Posted By: woodsman87
I like to find a log and hang my tail over it. Closest thing to the real thing I guess. Doing wall squats agains a tree works too. Back when I was inexperienced, I squatted down like a catcher and if fell in my pants!
HA!
Did you pick it up and throw it like a catcher?


I don't remember. All I know is that I was probably 10 or 12 and didnt even realize I had done it. I just kept smelling crap and then I realized it was in my pants. LOL
Nasty and gross and mad at the time but hilarious now that I think about it!

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#3042212 - 11/20/12 01:32 PM Re: Official how you poop in the woods thread [Re: randy]
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On public land I try to find a tree with at least 2 cat's eyes or markers on it then let nature takes its course. Figure someone took the time to mark the tree for me. They are usually good sturdy trees and easy to lean or hold on to.
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#3042223 - 11/20/12 01:42 PM Re: Official how you poop in the woods thread [Re: WRbowhunter]
catman529
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 Originally Posted By: WRbowhunter
On public land I try to find a tree with at least 2 cat's eyes or markers on it then let nature takes its course. Figure someone took the time to mark the tree for me. They are usually good sturdy trees and easy to lean or hold on to.
the ones with climber marks give extra grip on your back so you don't slide down while pushing it out
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#3042231 - 11/20/12 01:45 PM Re: Official how you poop in the woods thread [Re: WRbowhunter]
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 Originally Posted By: WRbowhunter
On public land I try to find a tree with at least 2 cat's eyes or markers on it then let nature takes its course. Figure someone took the time to mark the tree for me. They are usually good sturdy trees and easy to lean or hold on to.


LMAO

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#3042250 - 11/20/12 01:59 PM Re: Official how you poop in the woods thread [Re: BSK]
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 Originally Posted By: BSK
I don't. I hold it until I can get back to camp and use a real john! Honestly, I hate having to drop a deuce in the woods, for whatever reason.


X2 -

I simply do NOT want to THAT vulnerable in the wild \:\) Maybe a 'Deliverance' thing \:D \:D \:D
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#3042258 - 11/20/12 02:04 PM Re: Official how you poop in the woods thread [Re: ferg]
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I usually crawl off into the thickest briar patch covered in poison oak of ivy I can find. If I cant find these conditions, I just hold til' I get home.
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#3042285 - 11/20/12 02:33 PM Re: Official how you poop in the woods thread [Re: Poser]
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 Originally Posted By: Poser
I like to find a small tree or sapling, grab it for balance/support and squat.
bad idea!
did that and the nice sapling that looked very healthy,broke. my hand caught a broken glass bottle as it hit the ground. numerous stitches later.lesson learned .

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#3042303 - 11/20/12 02:49 PM Re: Official how you poop in the woods thread [Re: utfan1]
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I always go for the Sky dump \:o
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#3042373 - 11/20/12 03:51 PM Re: Official how you poop in the woods thread [Re: fredfred]
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 Originally Posted By: fredfred
I always go for the Sky dump \:o


Bombs away!!!!!
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#3042380 - 11/20/12 03:58 PM Re: Official how you poop in the woods thread [Re: AllOutdoors]
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Tell me this, if you drop a nugget in a stream or creek where there is moving water and a deer smells it down stream, do they know you're upstream?
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#3042385 - 11/20/12 04:01 PM Re: Official how you poop in the woods thread [Re: BSK]
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 Originally Posted By: BSK
I don't. I hold it until I can get back to camp and use a real john! Honestly, I hate having to drop a deuce in the woods, for whatever reason.


Start pooping in your scrapes \:\)
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#3042411 - 11/20/12 04:28 PM Re: Official how you poop in the woods thread [Re: Master Chief]
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I've shot deer while assuming the position. It did cross my mind that recoil might pose a problem, but it didn't.
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#3042430 - 11/20/12 04:43 PM Re: Official how you poop in the woods thread [Re: Hangnail]
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I try & bake it as long as possible (basically until my breath stinks) but once the cork pops, so to speak, I like to lean against a tree. Less chance of falling back & coming to a............sticky end! (ba-dum TISH!) \:D
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#3042435 - 11/20/12 04:48 PM Re: Official how you poop in the woods thread [Re: Robtattoo]
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SMH just hangs off his ladder. \:\)
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#3042441 - 11/20/12 04:56 PM Re: Official how you poop in the woods thread [Re: Big Gun]
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Some dang funny responses in this thread! \:D


A sky dump... Too funny!
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#3042457 - 11/20/12 05:11 PM Re: Official how you poop in the woods thread [Re: utfan1]
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 Originally Posted By: utfan1
 Originally Posted By: Poser
I like to find a small tree or sapling, grab it for balance/support and squat.
bad idea!
did that and the nice sapling that looked very healthy,broke. my hand caught a broken glass bottle as it hit the ground. numerous stitches later.lesson learned .
whew. I thought you were going to say you landed in your own mess.
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#3042458 - 11/20/12 05:12 PM Re: Official how you poop in the woods thread [Re: ferg]
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absolutely love it. a smooth bark log and a parallel offset approach
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#3042484 - 11/20/12 05:29 PM Re: Official how you poop in the woods thread [Re: redblood]
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wouldnt have hurt any more.forgot about having to go and used all the t.p. to soak up blood.
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#3042716 - 11/20/12 07:48 PM Re: Official how you poop in the woods thread [Re: utfan1]
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Drop the pants and go. Prefer to back up to a tree but it's not a necessity. Through years of experience I can do it about anywhere...and have!
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#3042728 - 11/20/12 07:56 PM Re: Official how you poop in the woods thread [Re: BSK]
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 Originally Posted By: BSK
Some dang funny responses in this thread! \:D


A sky dump... Too funny!



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#3042763 - 11/20/12 08:10 PM Re: Official how you poop in the woods thread [Re: randy]
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 Originally Posted By: randy
 Originally Posted By: woodsman87
I like to find a log and hang my tail over it. Closest thing to the real thing I guess. Doing wall squats agains a tree works too. Back when I was inexperienced, I squatted down like a catcher and if fell in my pants!
HA!
Did you pick it up and throw it like a catcher?

I thought maybe he would just shake a leg.:)
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#3042773 - 11/20/12 08:15 PM Re: Official how you poop in the woods thread [Re: WestTn Huntin'man]
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best case i find one of those stumps with the center rotted out... worst case i back up to a tree and let it go... just please get off the trail before you do it.... i was headed down a hiking trail in tellico mtns and a guy was squated down right in the middle of the trail had to walk around him...
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#3042775 - 11/20/12 08:16 PM Re: Official how you poop in the woods thread [Re: WestTn Huntin'man]
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Seriously folks most of us that are at least semi regular can condition our bodies to go before you leave the house.Start Taking some fiber before bed time get up have your coffee and Go before you leave the house.
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#3042832 - 11/20/12 08:41 PM Re: Official how you poop in the woods thread [Re: WestTn Huntin'man]
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I dont think I have ever been squirrel hunting and came back home with any underwear on.. I always forget the paper towels and end up cutting my undies off to use a TP.. I was getting dressed one morning..I couldnt find any underwear..I hollered at my wife.. where are my underwear?? she hollers back... IN THE WOODS WHERE YOU LEFT THEM!!
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#3042874 - 11/20/12 09:14 PM Re: Official how you poop in the woods thread [Re: ferg]
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lean against a tree.
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#3042889 - 11/20/12 09:26 PM Re: Official how you poop in the woods thread [Re: Bone Collector]
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I like light humor like most guys.....but this is forum is for "Serious Deer Hunting Talk" \:\)
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#3042918 - 11/20/12 09:42 PM Re: Official how you poop in the woods thread [Re: BigBeef]
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I don't go in the woods..I climb down and go to Kroger,Walmart or home
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#3042968 - 11/20/12 10:44 PM Re: Official how you poop in the woods thread [Re: LIL JOKER]
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 Originally Posted By: LIL JOKER
I don't go in the woods..I climb down and go to Kroger,Walmart or home


lowes is the best, i like findin a big rootball where a tree fell and lean aginst the roots and ta dah
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#3042976 - 11/20/12 10:52 PM Re: Official how you poop in the woods thread [Re: Treestand Troubadour]
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If I step foot in the woods,it's going to happen so I go ahead and scout out a couple of different likely spots ahead of time.
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#3043057 - 11/21/12 04:46 AM Re: Official how you poop in the woods thread [Re: utfan1]
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 Originally Posted By: utfan1
 Originally Posted By: Poser
I like to find a small tree or sapling, grab it for balance/support and squat.
bad idea!
did that and the nice sapling that looked very healthy,broke. my hand caught a broken glass bottle as it hit the ground. numerous stitches later.lesson learned .


Man, that was one awful attempt at taking a dump

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#3043060 - 11/21/12 04:51 AM Re: Official how you poop in the woods thread [Re: fredfred]
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 Originally Posted By: fredfred
I always go for the Sky dump \:o


Luke Sky Dumper?

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#3043231 - 11/21/12 07:26 AM Re: Official how you poop in the woods thread [Re: WestTn Huntin'man]
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 Originally Posted By: WestTn Huntin'man
Seriously folks most of us that are at least semi regular can condition our bodies to go before you leave the house.Start Taking some fiber before bed time get up have your coffee and Go before you leave the house.


I take the opposite approach to timing. I've trained my body to only need to go once I've tasted coffee. So I don't drink any coffee before I leave for the stand. But as soon as I get back from the morning hunt, and smell the coffee brewing, I can't "drop the kids off at the pool" fast enough!
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#3043248 - 11/21/12 07:34 AM Re: Official how you poop in the woods thread [Re: BSK]
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Anyone use those toilet seats that go in your receiver hitch? All my friends laugh like crazy when they see one in a store, but I think its a great idea! Just don't know where you would store it for the trip...
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#3043396 - 11/21/12 09:26 AM Re: Official how you poop in the woods thread [Re: Urban_Hunter]
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One of the best things about TnDeer.

I learned a new technique from this thread. BTW, I always dig a hole.
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#3043417 - 11/21/12 09:40 AM Re: Official how you poop in the woods thread [Re: plinker22]
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I do it right out of the climber or stand. Bombs away. The tricky part is getting out of the stand. So as I climb down I turn the stand stand as I go
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#3043438 - 11/21/12 09:55 AM Re: Official how you poop in the woods thread [Re: UTGrad]
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 Originally Posted By: UTGrad
 Originally Posted By: fredfred
I always go for the Sky dump \:o


Luke Sky Dumper?


Thats me \:D \:D \:D
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#3043454 - 11/21/12 10:06 AM Re: Official how you poop in the woods thread [Re: randy]
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I will usually just grab ahold of a sapling and lean back. i found a hollowed out stump one time. It was just like sitting on an outhouse seat.
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#3043456 - 11/21/12 10:09 AM Re: Official how you poop in the woods thread [Re: pressfit]
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 Originally Posted By: pressfit
I dont think I have ever been squirrel hunting and came back home with any underwear on.. I always forget the paper towels and end up cutting my undies off to use a TP.. I was getting dressed one morning..I couldnt find any underwear..I hollered at my wife.. where are my underwear?? she hollers back... IN THE WOODS WHERE YOU LEFT THEM!!
you sound like my cousin. all of his old fatigue pants were missing the big side pockets. \:D
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#3043471 - 11/21/12 10:20 AM Re: Official how you poop in the woods thread [Re: hunter drew]
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The ultimate would be to "sky dump" on a deer. Time it just right lol
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#3043473 - 11/21/12 10:22 AM Re: Official how you poop in the woods thread [Re: UTGrad]
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 Originally Posted By: UTGrad
The ultimate would be to "sky dump" on a deer. Time it just right lol


You still "pitching" loaves?
\:D
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#3043538 - 11/21/12 11:02 AM Re: Official how you poop in the woods thread [Re: BlountArrow]
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 Originally Posted By: BlountArrow
 Originally Posted By: UTGrad
The ultimate would be to "sky dump" on a deer. Time it just right lol


You still "pitching" loaves?
\:D


^^ lol
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#3043557 - 11/21/12 11:19 AM Re: Official how you poop in the woods thread [Re: doubledownranch]
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LOL

Another great thing I learned on tndeer. I always thought it was "pitching" a loaf.

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#3043561 - 11/21/12 11:23 AM Re: Official how you poop in the woods thread [Re: plinker22]
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 Originally Posted By: plinker22
One of the best things about TnDeer.

I learned a new technique from this thread. BTW, I always dig a hole.


Me Too!! Yall are funny!
I had a pain hit me years ago right at dark so I kinda got in a hurry scooting down the tree in my climber and I suddenly dropped a little more than anticipated and I DID NOT poop myself but I did however piss myself........alot! Reckon it could have been worse. I was lucky that evening!

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#3043579 - 11/21/12 11:34 AM Re: Official how you poop in the woods thread [Re: BlountArrow]
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 Originally Posted By: BlountArrow
 Originally Posted By: UTGrad
The ultimate would be to "sky dump" on a deer. Time it just right lol


You still "pitching" loaves?
\:D
i thought it was heavin a havana
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#3043705 - 11/21/12 01:35 PM Re: Official how you poop in the woods thread [Re: Brisco Darlin]
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Old Testament the warriors had a spear on one end of a staff and a paddle on the other. Always dig a hole, the paddle was for digging and was always to be done away from camp. Everything is in the Bible somewhere. \:\)
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#3043765 - 11/21/12 02:31 PM Re: Official how you poop in the woods thread [Re: Mr.x]
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Somebody please revive Showmehorns post on this subject. One of the best laughs that I have ever had.
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#3043807 - 11/21/12 03:08 PM Re: Official how you poop in the woods thread [Re: Lefty]
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I dont. I eat corn regularly and I'm afraid it would be considered baiting.
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#3043958 - 11/21/12 05:28 PM Re: Official how you poop in the woods thread [Re: KANATI McD]
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Same technique as the other. I just pop a squat.
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#3043962 - 11/21/12 05:38 PM Re: Official how you poop in the woods thread [Re: Lefty]
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 Originally Posted By: Lefty
Somebody please revive Showmehorns post on this subject. One of the best laughs that I have ever had.


Was that the post with the various poop positions? If so that was hilarious.

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#3043973 - 11/21/12 05:45 PM Re: Official how you poop in the woods thread [Re: woodsman87]
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 Originally Posted By: woodsman87
I like to find a log and hang my tail over it. Closest thing to the real thing I guess. Doing wall squats agains a tree works too. Back when I was inexperienced, I squatted down like a catcher and if fell in my pants!
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THIS!
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#3043982 - 11/21/12 05:48 PM Re: Official how you poop in the woods thread [Re: UTGrad]
BAMA BOW MERKER
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I crapped on my bow about 3 years ago. The pains hit about mid afternoon, I told myself I could make it back to the truck. Wrong.... 30 min later WW III was going on in my guts. Lowered the bow to the ground, and started to climb down. Half way down I had a decision to make. In my pants or bombs away. Except this wasn't a bomb, more like a bucket of Hormel chili. Well after ripping the right sleeve off my shirt to take of business, I climbed back up. Began pulling my bow up. Surprise, direct hit. And I missed a deer that day....
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#3043997 - 11/21/12 05:56 PM Re: Official how you poop in the woods thread [Re: ferg]
Lawrence
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I have done it all
from dropping a load on the side of the road to one arming it
on a nice tree doesn't matter to me
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#3044101 - 11/21/12 06:54 PM Re: Official how you poop in the woods thread [Re: LIL JOKER]
WestTn Huntin'man
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 Originally Posted By: LIL JOKER
I don't go in the woods..I climb down and go to Kroger,Walmart or home

Smart man .
I won't ruin a good hunting spot. In a emergency I hike out to the truck.
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#3044152 - 11/21/12 07:15 PM Re: Official how you poop in the woods thread [Re: WestTn Huntin'man]
Bigswede3423
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I'm surprised nobody on here has mentioned wearing Depends. Guess I'm the only one!!
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#3044398 - 11/21/12 10:07 PM Re: Official how you poop in the woods thread [Re: Bigswede3423]
DirtyBear0311
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At Prentice Cooper a few weeks ago and I had that sudden feeling right before I began my walk in. I walked about ten meters from my truck and into the woods and let er rip. As I was in mid wipe, a truck drove by me on the road that had a bend in it that made their headlights shine directly one my position. The truck slows to a stop and the light stays on me for about 5 or 6 seconds before they must have realized what the big white thing was and got the heck outta there. I was quite pleased with myself.
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#3044458 - 11/22/12 02:16 AM Re: Official how you poop in the woods thread [Re: DirtyBear0311]
156p&y
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I thought about dropping one in my Dad's blind the other day in the bucket seat, and was giggling by butt off until I realized that I had no TP. Then I had to walk back to the house sweating and breathing like I was in a lamaze class! \:D

I haven't had much time to read anything on here this year but this was well worth it. It reminds me of Rodney Carrington stand up


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#3044551 - 11/22/12 06:49 AM Re: Official how you poop in the woods thread [Re: DirtyBear0311]
UTGrad
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 Originally Posted By: DirtyBear0311
At Prentice Cooper a few weeks ago and I had that sudden feeling right before I began my walk in. I walked about ten meters from my truck and into the woods and let er rip. As I was in mid wipe, a truck drove by me on the road that had a bend in it that made their headlights shine directly one my position. The truck slows to a stop and the light stays on me for about 5 or 6 seconds before they must have realized what the big white thing was and got the heck outta there. I was quite pleased with myself.


You should have pitched a loaf lol

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#3044649 - 11/22/12 08:24 AM Re: Official how you poop in the woods thread [Re: 156p&y]
mossyhorns300
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 Originally Posted By: 156p&y
I thought about dropping one in my Dad's blind the other day in the bucket seat, and was giggling by butt off until I realized that I had no TP. Then I had to walk back to the house sweating and breathing like I was in a lamaze class! \:D

I haven't had much time to read anything on here this year but this was well worth it. It reminds me of Rodney Carrington stand up


Lol! Rodney taking about bringing stool sample to the doctor. "You wanna get pissy about it, I coulda brought 3 of em in here on a stringer! You shoulda seen the one that got away. It broke the net!"
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#3044713 - 11/22/12 09:23 AM Re: Official how you poop in the woods thread [Re: Bone Collector]
matt_brown
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One of my buddy's had the green apple splatters one morning. Couldn't make it out of his climber so he turns around and sprays like a hot chocolate machine. It was all good till he went to get down. He forgot that he left his pull rope hanging down. Needless to say I didn't shake hands with him. True story. Everyone is a liar if they didn't visualize this while they were reading. I get tickled every time I tell that story
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#3044738 - 11/22/12 09:34 AM Re: Official how you poop in the woods thread [Re: matt_brown]
randy
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 Originally Posted By: matt_brown
One of my buddy's had the green apple splatters one morning. Couldn't make it out of his climber so he turns around and sprays like a hot chocolate machine. It was all good till he went to get down. He forgot that he left his pull rope hanging down. Needless to say I didn't shake hands with him. True story. Everyone is a liar if they didn't visualize this while they were reading. I get tickled every time I tell that story
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#3045233 - 11/22/12 07:06 PM Re: Official how you poop in the woods thread [Re: UTGrad]
Lefty
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 Originally Posted By: UTGrad
 Originally Posted By: Lefty
Somebody please revive Showmehorns post on this subject. One of the best laughs that I have ever had.


Was that the post with the various poop positions? If so that was hilarious.


It was the one where he was bow hunting and it was hilarious!
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#3046517 - 11/23/12 10:47 PM Re: Official how you poop in the woods thread [Re: Lefty]
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You heathen brutes. Have you no decorum??


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#3046543 - 11/23/12 11:33 PM Re: Official how you poop in the woods thread [Re: Nimrod777]
UTGrad
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Nimrod that is brilliant!!
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#3046731 - 11/24/12 09:20 AM Re: Official how you poop in the woods thread [Re: UTGrad]
catman529
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 Originally Posted By: UTGrad
Nimrod that is brilliant!!
I agree, and he needs to tell me where it is, so I can drag it to my favorite hunting spot so I don't even have to move when I get the urge, I can just keep hunting and pitch a loaf!
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#3046776 - 11/24/12 10:08 AM Re: Official how you poop in the woods thread [Re: Urban_Hunter]
TheMMAn
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 Originally Posted By: Urban_Hunter
Anyone use those toilet seats that go in your receiver hitch? All my friends laugh like crazy when they see one in a store, but I think its a great idea! Just don't know where you would store it for the trip...


ah yes. The infamous Bumper Dumper

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#3047025 - 11/24/12 02:39 PM Re: Official how you poop in the woods thread [Re: Nimrod777]
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#3050053 - 11/26/12 04:11 PM Re: Official how you poop in the woods thread [Re: Snake]
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True Story. Years ago I was climbing a tree in my climber for a afternoon hunt. I got almost all the way to the top and my dang cell phone fell out of my pocket and I didn't feel like climbing back down to get it so I left it laying there. When I got situated in my climber I looked down to see my phone laying at the base of the tree. A little before dark the stomach pains hit me and I know I was going to have to go. I decided to go ahead and climb down and try to make it back to the truck where I had some toilet paper. About halfway down the pain hit me so bad that I had to go right then. I leaned my butt of the stand and let it go. It sounded like it was raining. I got finished up and had nothing to wipe with but some muzzle loader cleaning patches. As I continued climbing down the tree I noticed that i could no longer see my phone. I got to the base of the tree when I realized I had crapped all over my phone.
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#3050110 - 11/26/12 04:40 PM Re: Official how you poop in the woods thread [Re: Mr.x]
iowavf
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I am prepared in my box blind if necessary which it has been a few times. I have a 5 gallon bucket with several trash bags that fit in the bucket and just tie them up when done and set ti outside the stand.
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