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#2920211 - 08/25/12 07:33 PM I thought it was funny..........
citico_tim
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Well, it made me laugh. I tried to clean up the only possible item one might find fault with. First saw it on facebook, but I don't know if you can link to that without a password.


Depressed?

Over 5,000 years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel ,
"Pick up your shovel, mount your a***s and camels,
and I will lead you to the Promised Land."

Nearly 75 years ago, Roosevelt said,
"Lay down your shovels, sit on your a***s,
and light up a camel, this is the Promised Land."

Now, Obama has stolen your shovel,
taxed your a***s,
raised the price of camels,
and mortgaged the promised land.

I got so depressed last night thinking about Health Care Reform, the economy, the wars, lost jobs, investments, Social Security, retirement funds, etc... I called the suicide hotline. Got a freakin' call center in Pakistan . I told them I was suicidal. They got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck........


http://theconservativeactivist.com/humor/pick-up-your-shovel.html
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#2920363 - 08/25/12 09:52 PM Re: I thought it was funny.......... [Re: citico_tim]
FLTENNHUNTER1
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"The fore horse of this frightful team is public debt. Taxation follow that, and in its turn wretchedness and oppression."
--Thomas Jefferson

17.9 Trillion http://www.usdebtclock.org/

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#2920415 - 08/25/12 10:30 PM Re: I thought it was funny.......... [Re: FLTENNHUNTER1]
Hangnail
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Loc: Murfreesboro, TN

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That's pretty good.
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#2920453 - 08/25/12 11:23 PM Re: I thought it was funny.......... [Re: Hangnail]
Crappie Luck Moderator
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lol
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#2920475 - 08/26/12 12:16 AM Re: I thought it was funny.......... [Re: Crappie Luck]
Locksley
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T_AAMa_X2dM&feature=related
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