#2425225 - 06/23/11 12:53 PM
Couple of Jokes For Ya
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Woodchuck
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'In what aisle could I find Polish sausage?', a man asks.
The clerk looks at the man and says, 'Are you Polish?'
The guy (clearly offended) says, 'Well, yes I am. But let me ask you something.
If I had asked for Italian sausage, would you ask me if I was Italian?
Or if I had asked for Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German?
Or if I asked for a Kosher hot dog, would you ask me if I was Jewish?
Or if I had asked for a taco, would you ask if I was Mexican?
If I asked for some whiskey, would you ask if I was Irish?'
The clerk says, 'Well, no, I probably wouldn't!'
With deep self-righteous indignation, the man says, 'Well then, why did you ask me if I'm Polish because I asked for Polish sausage?'
The clerk replied, 'Because you're in Home Depot.'
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A man was walking down the street when he was accosted by a dirty and shabby looking homeless man who asked him for a couple of dollars for dinner.
The man took out his wallet, extracted ten dollars and asked, "If I give you this money, will you buy some beer with it instead of dinner?"
"No, I had to stop drinking years ago," the homeless man replied.
"Will you use it to go fishing instead of buying food?" the man asked.
"No, I don't waste time fishing," the
homeless man said. "I need to spend all my time trying to stay alive."
"Well," said the man, "I'm not going to
give you the money. Instead, I'm going to take you home for a terrific dinner cooked by my wife."
The homeless man was astounded. "Won't your wife be furious with you for doing that? I know I'm dirty, and I probably smell pretty disgusting."
The man replied, "That's okay. It's important for her to see what a man looks like after he has given up beer and fishing."
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#2425261 - 06/23/11 01:27 PM
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#2425274 - 06/23/11 01:47 PM
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DOC1187
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#2425397 - 06/23/11 04:28 PM
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easy45
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lol
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#2425547 - 06/23/11 09:09 PM
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utfan1
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