#2420110 - 06/17/11 01:54 PM
Re: farting in bed
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93civEJ1
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I would never pass gas in front of wife and she has never in front of me
im sorry. lol
For a while my gf wouldnt, but I finally got her doin it. I always start out with cranking one off when dating someone, just to see how they will react....if they cant handle me, they will have to get over it or leave.
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#2420134 - 06/17/11 02:33 PM
Re: farting in bed
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tickweed
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Yea, my wife would die if she knew I was posting this, but we dated three years, was married nine before I ever heard her. We where expecting our second child, and she was due any day. She asked me to help her into the tub, and as she sat down one got away from her. It was like taking a B/C deer, finally it had happened. She looked up at me with those big brown eyes, and she knew she was caught. I realized even with the exictement of the moment it wasnt the time to rag her about it, so I acted like I never heard it. I ought to be ashamed of myself. Lord, I hope she doesnt know anyone that reads Tn deer.
Edited by tickweed (06/17/11 02:35 PM)
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#2420145 - 06/17/11 02:41 PM
Re: farting in bed
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93civEJ1
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I dont know what I would do if we ever kept them from each other. It just seems like not feeling 100% comfortable if I got to hide them from her, and hers from me.
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#2420186 - 06/17/11 03:48 PM
Re: farting in bed
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redblood
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I always wanted to date a woman that could fart or belch like a man
Well maybe u should go straight to source and date a man. Farting women gross me out, I huge turn off to me.
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#2420190 - 06/17/11 03:55 PM
Re: farting in bed
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TAFKAP
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I always wanted to date a woman that could fart or belch like a man Well maybe u should go straight to source and date a man. Farting women gross me out, I huge turn off to me.
Are you still single? Women do fart.....and poop.
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#2420394 - 06/17/11 09:23 PM
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redblood
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I always wanted to date a woman that could fart or belch like a man Well maybe u should go straight to source and date a man. Farting women gross me out, I huge turn off to me. Are you still single? Women do fart.....and poop.
i am sure they do, i just need no proof. married since 1997
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why are farts/farting/fart(ing) threads so funny ? 
