#2419199 - 06/16/11 01:26 PM
Re: farting in bed
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Cuttin Caller
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Its pretty bad when you can tell what a man ate for dinner.
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#2419206 - 06/16/11 01:41 PM
Re: farting in bed
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TAFKAP
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A husband and wife are on the verge of sleep, when the wife *toots* quite loudly and proclaims, "7 points!"
The husband wakes up and says, "What are you talking about?"
*Toot* Football!
"Oh, OK"....so he rips one too and proclaims, "TIE GAME!"
Not to be outdone, the wife comes back for a quick score.
14-7
So the husband starts struggling mightily to tie the game up, but the wife squeaks a small one out for a field goal. 17-7
Well, the husband has about had it, so he clenches down and rips out a ROAR, only to realize he has soiled the bed.
The wife asks, "WHAT was THAT?!"
"Halftime....switch sides."
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#2419258 - 06/16/11 03:10 PM
Re: farting in bed
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tickweed
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Just remember, when you get past 50, you cant trust a fart! Take my word for it.
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#2419363 - 06/16/11 05:34 PM
Re: farting in bed
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elauwit
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pull drawers down put butt against wife's back and let er rip.
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#2419384 - 06/16/11 06:12 PM
Re: farting in bed
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Rob R.
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Now that is just funny!! And true!
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#2419446 - 06/16/11 08:16 PM
Re: farting in bed
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I know I win when I run out of the room right behind my wife.....especially if she's cussing me the whole way!!!
LOL
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