#2412571 - 06/08/11 06:08 PM
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Beekeeper
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The Black Bra (as told by a woman)
I had lunch with 2 of my unmarried friends.
One is engaged, one is a mistress, and I have been married for 20+ years.
We were chatting about our relationships and decided to amaze our men by greeting them at the door
Wearing a black bra, stiletto heels and a mask over our eyes. We agreed to meet in a few days to exchange notes..
Here's how it all went.
My engaged friend:
The other night when my boyfriend came over he found me with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask.
He saw me and said, 'You are the woman of my dreams.
I love you.' Then we made passionate love all night long.
The mistress:
Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was wearing a raincoat, under it only the black bra, heels and
Mask over my eyes. When I opened the raincoat he didn't say a word, but he started to tremble and we had wild sex all night.
Then I had to share my story:
When my husband came home I was wearing the black bra,
Black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes.
When he came in the door and saw me he said,
(You'll love this)
"What's for dinner, Zorro?"
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Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch. Liberty is a well-armed lamb contesting the vote.
Benjamin Franklin (1706-1790)
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#2412615 - 06/08/11 06:40 PM
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utfan1
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#2412928 - 06/08/11 11:59 PM
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#2412937 - 06/09/11 03:33 AM
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arctic_cat
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LMAO
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MEMORIES, IT'S THE ONLY THING THAT CAN NEVER BE TAKEN AWAY.
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#2413031 - 06/09/11 07:13 AM
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DOC1187
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funny
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#2413553 - 06/09/11 04:04 PM
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BigSatt
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Bwuhahahahaha!!!!!
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