#2412334 - 06/08/11 01:37 PM
Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a Southerner?
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BIGROCKREB
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Registered: 12/16/99
Posts: 987
Loc: Big Rock
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Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a Southerner?
Here is a little test that will help you decide.
The answer can be found by posing the following question:
You're walking down a deserted street with your wife
and two small children.
Suddenly, a Terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner,
locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, raises the knife, and charges at you...
You are carrying a Kimber 1911 cal. 45 ACP, and you are an expert shot.
You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family.
What do you do?
THINK CAREFULLY AND THEN SCROLL DOWN:
Democrat's Answer:
• Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!
• What is a Kimber 1911 cal. 45 ACP?
• Does the man look poor or oppressed?
• Is he really a terrorist? Am I guilty of profiling?
• Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?
• Could we run away?
• What does my wife think?
• What about the kids?
• Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand?
• What does the law say about this situation?
• Does the pistol have appropriate safety built into it?
• Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children?
• Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?
• Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me?
• If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me?
• Should I call 9-1-1?
• Why is this street so deserted?
• We need to raise taxes, have paint & weed day.
• Can we make this a happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior.
• I need to debate this with some friends for a few days and try to come to a consensus.
• This is all so confusing!
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Republican's Answer:
BANG!
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Southerner's Answer:
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
BANG ! BANG! BANG! BANG!
Click..... (Sounds of reloading)
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
BANG! BANG!
Click
Daughter: 'Nice grouping, Daddy!'
'Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or Hollow Points?!
Son: 'Can I shoot the next one?!'
Wife: 'You ain't taking that to the Taxidermist!
I reckon that'd make me a Southern Republican! 
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If you're gonna be dumb, you gotta be tough. ~ Roger Alan Wade
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#2412346 - 06/08/11 01:47 PM
Re: Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a Southerner?
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rabbit hunter
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Registered: 03/04/10
Posts: 6306
Loc: Beech Bluff, TN
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Southern Republican
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#2412406 - 06/08/11 02:57 PM
Re: Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a Southerner?
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Hillbilly Hunter
Killbilly
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Registered: 07/15/05
Posts: 16983
Loc: Branchville
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x2
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#2412588 - 06/08/11 06:21 PM
Re: Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a Southerner?
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1 good shot
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Registered: 09/05/09
Posts: 1820
Loc: memphis
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dang if it took more than one shot i'd have to go back to ask pa for a nudder bullit he don't let me have more n one at a time
bullits are spensive
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#2412596 - 06/08/11 06:27 PM
Re: Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a Southerner?
[Re: rabbit hunter]
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jos3ywales
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Registered: 10/02/09
Posts: 5906
Loc: Norris Dam
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ditto x2
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"Let God in he will save you all you have to do is ask"
"I'm a legend in my own mind"
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#2412608 - 06/08/11 06:35 PM
Re: Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a Southerner?
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Beekeeper
Good ol' Boys "Team Buckcreek"
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Registered: 08/26/09
Posts: 10957
Loc: McMinn Co. Tennessee
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Southern Republican. Shoot it til it don't move any more!!!
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Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch. Liberty is a well-armed lamb contesting the vote.
Benjamin Franklin (1706-1790)
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#2412609 - 06/08/11 06:36 PM
Re: Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a Southerner?
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utfan1
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Registered: 12/31/06
Posts: 3599
Loc: cleveland,tn
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lol
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#2412626 - 06/08/11 06:53 PM
Re: Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a Southerner?
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Bow Hunter
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Registered: 09/21/02
Posts: 14536
Loc: Murfreesboro Tn.
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Southern Republican. Shoot it til it don't move any more!!!
X 2 that be me also
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