#2401063 - 05/24/11 04:23 PM
How to Install a Home Security System
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BIGROCKREB
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1. Go to a secondhand store and buy a pair of men's used size 14-16 work boots..
2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns & Ammo Magazine.
3. Put four giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazines.
4. Leave a note on your door that reads:
"Bubba,
Bertha, Duke, Slim, & I went for more ammo and beer. Be back in an hour..
Don't mess with the pit bulls. They got the mailman this morning and
messed him up bad. I don't think Killer took part, but it was hard to tell
from all the blood. Anyway, I locked all four of 'em in the house.
Better wait outside. Be right back.
"Cooter"
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#2401078 - 05/24/11 04:43 PM
Re: How to Install a Home Security System
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Stovepipe
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#1 and #3 were actually recommended by an independent security consultant dude I used to know.
He used to give instructions like this to army wives who had husbands deployed.
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#2401300 - 05/24/11 09:51 PM
Re: How to Install a Home Security System
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Snake
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Prolly work if they can read !
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#2401317 - 05/24/11 10:05 PM
Re: How to Install a Home Security System
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utfan1
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lol
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#2401377 - 05/24/11 11:44 PM
Re: How to Install a Home Security System
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Rob R.
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Prolly work if they can read !
Amen!!
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#2401426 - 05/25/11 05:17 AM
Re: How to Install a Home Security System
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Allen Sullivan
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That should work for sure
Allen
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