Still here to, what ya cooking on the grill Strut?

I was taken at about noon but Heaven has 4G service so I can still use my smartphone. I had a list of questions to ask the Almighty. He had his secretary fill out the form. Here are the results.

1) Do we really need a one buck limit?
Response: You people just can't relax and be happy can you?

2) What do you think about shortening gun season?
Response: Oh, for the love of me.

3) Are archery hunters really better than gun hunters?
Response: You're not a man until you take down a giant with a slingshot. I'll forward you to an expert. He's around here somewhere.

4) Is it okay to keep and eat trout out of the Caney Fork or should we release them all so they can grow?
Response: It's a ditch with water in it. I don't care.

5) Bait fishing or fly fishing. Which method is holier?
Response: I didn't make some commandment about the flavor of fish changing due to equipment used to catch them did I? Pretty sure I didn't. But hey I'm only the supreme ruler of the universe. I might have forgotten. Who knows?

6) What's the point of cicadas?
Response: Eh, I wanted to scare the girly people every now and then.

7) Meaning of life?
Response: It was a dare. Really.

8) How much wood could a woodchuck really chuck?
Response: Ask Noah. I think he used one for that project.

9) So how did this guy guess the day of the rapture anyway?
Response: Hey, even a blind pig finds an acorn every once in a while.

10) Is Elvis really dead?
Response: Yeah, he works in kitchen.