#2386769 - 05/06/11 07:59 AM
Re: What If The Country Was Ruled By Rednecks?
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Longhunter
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The presidential limo would be a stretched 66 Chevelle SS.
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#2386770 - 05/06/11 08:00 AM
Re: What If The Country Was Ruled By Rednecks?
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44fanatic
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Most business's would be closed on Sundays.
Opening day of Deer/Elk season would be a holiday.
Prayer would be allowed in school.
Pledge of Allegance would be mandatory.
Christmas would be just that, Christmas.
We would be less politically correct and state more of the truth.
A fight in school would result in a lashing by the principal but the fight would be over and two kids may be friends afterwards.
Kids would have respect for teachers.
Welefare programs would be limited to those in need.
The southern border would be sealed and mined. The northern border would be a free alcohol/tobacco trade zone.
Rifles/shotguns/bows/ML would be allowed at school during hunting season, as long as they were properly displayed in a gun rack in the back window of the truck.
People would not wear pajamas to the store.
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#2386798 - 05/06/11 08:48 AM
Re: What If The Country Was Ruled By Rednecks?
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MUP
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The Speaker of the House would certainly NOT be crying at every televised ceremony. Instead, he might reply "dang straight"!
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#2386815 - 05/06/11 09:01 AM
Re: What If The Country Was Ruled By Rednecks?
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Interesting thread. A guy at work who snubs his nose at redneck stuff like hunting, fishing, chainsaws, 4-wheelers & log splitters was practically begging some of us rednecks to come & help him out with fallen trees after all the tornados. We gave him a little bit of a hard time but eventually we tried to walk in the ways of the LORD & we helped him out.
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#2386816 - 05/06/11 09:01 AM
Re: What If The Country Was Ruled By Rednecks?
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"Moonshining would be legal."
More like-required!
Come on, dude....we have more blue laws in TN than anywhere else. You know the thumpers wouldn't allow that.
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#2386822 - 05/06/11 09:03 AM
Re: What If The Country Was Ruled By Rednecks?
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kdxdude
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Interesting thread. A guy at work who snubs his nose at redneck stuff like hunting, fishing, chainsaws, 4-wheelers & log splitters was practically begging some of us rednecks to come & help him out with fallen trees after all the tornados. We gave him a little bit of a hard time but eventually we tried to walk in the ways of the LORD & we helped him out.
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#2386827 - 05/06/11 09:06 AM
Re: What If The Country Was Ruled By Rednecks?
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Cig smoking would be allowed anywhere. People could have their drivers license picture taken with a Pall Mall danglin'!
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#2386830 - 05/06/11 09:07 AM
Re: What If The Country Was Ruled By Rednecks?
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Sorry bout the double post but the shine caused that. Helps me to sleep during the day after workin all night.
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