Twas Spit's buddy that got fleeced for the $75, I believe, but either way, it was absolutely true.

At the last Vous, Turkeyburd kept getting wrong number calls from somewhere out of state, so on the next one Forrest answered Turkeyburd's phone. I only heard one side of the conversation, but it went something like this:

"Hello..... well how bout you tell me what you want with her?.... Yessir, this is her phone, but I'm asking you what you want with her.... Are you the one that's been calling my wife?.... You don't have any business callin my wife, she's a married woman... Well maybe you can give me an address and I'll come up there right now and we'll discuss it... Dang right it's my business, and I'm a big enough fella to take care of it... Well then don't call my wife's phone again!"

Click.


Always wondered if he lost a job for some woman, sent a company spiraling into bankruptcy, or screwed up a multi-million dollar merger. Thanks to that "click", we'll never know.