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#2376416 - 04/24/11 08:59 PM Re: Chuck Norris!................... [Re: gator-n-buck]
dcsoldier44
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Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.
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#2376510 - 04/24/11 10:14 PM Re: Chuck Norris!................... [Re: dcsoldier44]
catman529
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Registered: 11/10/10
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Chuck Norris jumps into a pool and does not get wet; the water gets Chuck Norris.

When Chuck Norris does pushups, he doesn't push himself up. He pushes the ground down.

Chuck Norris is not afraid of the dark. The dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris once went skydiving...he decided to stop when it formed the Grand Canyon.

Chuck Norris can run so fast, he once ran around the world and punched himself in the back of the head.

I know more but that's all for now \:D
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#2376538 - 04/25/11 01:07 AM Re: Chuck Norris!................... [Re: CATCHDAWG]
plinker22
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 Originally Posted By: CATCHDAWG
Superman has a pair of Chuck Norris Pajamas...

That one is great!
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#2376539 - 04/25/11 01:32 AM Re: Chuck Norris!................... [Re: plinker22]
Savage Shooter
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Registered: 11/24/08
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Ghosts sit around the campfire and tell Chuck Norris stories.
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#2377199 - 04/25/11 06:55 PM Re: Chuck Norris!................... [Re: gator-n-buck]
Str8Shooter
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Registered: 11/30/10
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lol
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#2377260 - 04/25/11 07:31 PM Re: Chuck Norris!................... [Re: Str8Shooter]
LIL JOKER
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Registered: 01/11/08
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lol
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#2377268 - 04/25/11 07:34 PM Re: Chuck Norris!................... [Re: LIL JOKER]
LIL JOKER
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king kong with to the top of the building cause chuck was waiting on his asre at the bottom...lool
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#2377430 - 04/25/11 09:08 PM Re: Chuck Norris!................... [Re: dcsoldier44]
Boone 58
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\:D
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#2377432 - 04/25/11 09:09 PM Re: Chuck Norris!................... [Re: Savage Shooter]
Boone 58
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\:D
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CVA Accura V2 Nikon BM BDC 3x9x40
Winchester Mod 70 Weather SS 270 WSM
Nikon Monarch 3x12x42SF
Carpe Diem.

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#2377492 - 04/25/11 09:55 PM Re: Chuck Norris!................... [Re: Boone 58]
tikkashooter
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Registered: 08/23/01
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In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Chuck Norris, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone else has ever gotten.



love em. Keep em coming!

http://www.nochucknorris.com/
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