#2376323 - 04/24/11 08:11 PM
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#2376336 - 04/24/11 08:16 PM
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Sometimes Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks too hard. This phenominon is called a tornado.
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#2376340 - 04/24/11 08:18 PM
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Chuck Norris can send a text message with his mind.
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#2376382 - 04/24/11 08:43 PM
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The boogey man checks his closet at night for Chuck Norris...
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#2376386 - 04/24/11 08:45 PM
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Superman has a pair of Chuck Norris Pajamas...
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#2376403 - 04/24/11 08:53 PM
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#2376416 - 04/24/11 08:59 PM
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Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.
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#2376539 - 04/25/11 01:32 AM
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Ghosts sit around the campfire and tell Chuck Norris stories.
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#2377199 - 04/25/11 06:55 PM
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#2377260 - 04/25/11 07:31 PM
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#2377268 - 04/25/11 07:34 PM
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king kong with to the top of the building cause chuck was waiting on his asre at the bottom...lool
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#2377492 - 04/25/11 09:55 PM
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In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Chuck Norris, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone else has ever gotten.
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#2377556 - 04/25/11 10:40 PM
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There is no such thing as a tornado, Chuck Norris just hates trailer parks.
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#2377605 - 04/26/11 01:42 AM
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Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the doctor in the face the second he was born...cause nobody delivers Chuck Norris but Chuck Norris....
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#2377606 - 04/26/11 01:44 AM
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Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the doctor in the face the second he was born...cause nobody delivers Chuck Norris but Chuck Norris....
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#2377607 - 04/26/11 01:44 AM
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Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the doctor in the face the second he was born...cause nobody delivers Chuck Norris but Chuck Norris....
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#2377608 - 04/26/11 02:56 AM
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Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of letting the world know that sometimes corn needs to lay the f down.
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#2382065 - 05/01/11 04:10 AM
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If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.
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#2382137 - 05/01/11 08:13 AM
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they say it takes 2 to tango.chuck norris can do it alone
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#2382139 - 05/01/11 08:14 AM
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chuck norris can eat soup with a fork
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#2382143 - 05/01/11 08:35 AM
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Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.
The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain!
Chuck Norris knows were Carmen Sandiego is.
The reason Rudolph has a red nose is because he got lippy with Chuck Norris and he roundhoused him.
Chuck Norris is what Willis was talking about.
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