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#1415180 - 07/20/09 04:24 PM A fisherman and his wife....
tennoutdrsman
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Dan was attending his fishing club's monthly meeting and had just told them he couldn't make the upcoming tournament because his wife wouldn't let him go. After listening to the jeers other derisive remarks from his fellow fishermen friends, Dan left togo back home to his wife.
When Dan's friends started arriving at the boat ramp the
following day who should be there but Dan, sitting in front of his boat, grinning
from ear to ear, all his fishing rods neatly arranged and rearing to go.

"How did you talk your wife into letting you go

Dan?" "I didn't have to" was Dan's reply. "When I left the meeting I went home and slumped down in my chair with a beer to drown my sorrows. Then my wife snuck up behind me and came up and said,surprise!!
When I peeled her hands back she was standing there in a beautiful see through negligee and she said, "Carry me into the bedroom, tie me to the bed and you can do whatever you want."


So Here I am
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#1415190 - 07/20/09 04:36 PM Re: A fisherman and his wife.... [Re: tennoutdrsman]
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#1415485 - 07/20/09 08:54 PM Re: A fisherman and his wife.... [Re: Panther78]
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#1416078 - 07/21/09 08:14 AM Re: A fisherman and his wife.... [Re: tennoutdrsman]
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