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#1415183 - 07/20/09 04:27 PM One for the ladies
tennoutdrsman
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Three men married wives from different states.

The first man married a woman from Washington . He told her that she was to do the dishes and house cleaning. It took a couple of days, but on the third day, he came home to see a clean house and dishes washed and put away.

The second man married a woman from Wyoming . He gave his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking. The first day he didn't see any results, but the next day he saw it was better. By the third day, he saw his house was clean, the dishes were done and there was a huge dinner on the table.

The third man married a girl from Tennessee . He ordered her to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed, and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything but by the third day, some of the puffiness had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye, and his arm was healed enough that he could fix himself a sandwich and load the dishwasher.
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#1415187 - 07/20/09 04:33 PM Re: One for the ladies [Re: tennoutdrsman]
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#1415188 - 07/20/09 04:35 PM Re: One for the ladies [Re: tennoutdrsman]
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\:D \:D \:D But why is this in the fishing?
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#1415193 - 07/20/09 04:42 PM Re: One for the ladies [Re: Panther78]
tennoutdrsman
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just....because....I messed up..LOL!
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#1415246 - 07/20/09 05:56 PM Re: One for the ladies [Re: tennoutdrsman]
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Dont tell my Wife that it might mess things up lol
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#1415473 - 07/20/09 08:52 PM Re: One for the ladies [Re: .44mag]
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funny,I think \:\)
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#1415490 - 07/20/09 08:56 PM Re: One for the ladies [Re: tennoutdrsman]
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#1416076 - 07/21/09 08:13 AM Re: One for the ladies [Re: tennoutdrsman]
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#1417564 - 07/22/09 12:12 AM Re: One for the ladies [Re: Buck Nekkid]
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thats good right there!!!
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#1444886 - 08/08/09 04:38 PM Re: One for the ladies [Re: SharpEyeGirl]
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#1445771 - 08/09/09 01:26 PM Re: One for the ladies [Re: tennoutdrsman]
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