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Little Humor this morn"BULL"

Postby mrjim43 » Mon Jan 14, 2019 10:08 am

I recently spent $6,500 on a young registered Black Angus bull.

I put him out with the herd but he just ate grass and wouldn't even look at a cow.

I was beginning to think I had paid more for that bull than he was worth.
I had the Vet come and have a look at him.

He said the bull was very healthy but possibly just a little young, so he gave me some pills to feed him once per day.

The bull started to service the cows within two days, all my cows!

He even broke through the fence and bred with all of my neighbor's cows!

He's like a machine!

I don't know what was in the pills the Vet gave him.

But they kind of taste like peppermint. :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:
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Re: Little Humor this morn"BULL"

Postby Urban_Hunter » Mon Jan 14, 2019 10:43 am

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Re: Little Humor this morn"BULL"

Postby cbhunter » Mon Jan 14, 2019 11:20 am

:tu: :rotf:
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Re: Little Humor this morn"BULL"

Postby MUP » Mon Jan 14, 2019 11:32 am

Just make sure you stay in the home fence and don't break into the neighbors' now! :o :rotf:
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Re: Little Humor this morn"BULL"

Postby KENBOB10 » Mon Jan 14, 2019 11:54 am

The vet gave our rooster some of those one time. He bred EVERYTHING on the farm, EVERYTHING!! He was always at it. Got up one morning a couple days later and saw some buzzards circling the pasture. Sure enough our rooster was laying out there dead. I figured he bred himself to death. I went out and nudged him with my foot and he looks at me, pointed to the buzzards , put his finger to his beak and said shhhh.
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Re: Little Humor this morn"BULL"

Postby rem270 » Mon Jan 14, 2019 11:58 am

KENBOB10 wrote:The vet gave our rooster some of those one time. He bred EVERYTHING on the farm, EVERYTHING!! He was always at it. Got up one morning a couple days later and saw some buzzards circling the pasture. Sure enough our rooster was laying out there dead. I figured he bred himself to death. I went out and nudged him with my foot and he looks at me, pointed to the buzzards , put his finger to his beak and said shhhh.

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Re: Little Humor this morn"BULL"

Postby RUGER » Mon Jan 14, 2019 1:03 pm

:rotf:
Pffft forget that, I'm going fishin'
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Re: Little Humor this morn"BULL"

Postby Chaneylake » Mon Jan 14, 2019 5:56 pm

Old bull and young bull both take one

Young bull says let's run down there and service one

Old bull says let's walk down there and service them all
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Re: Little Humor this morn"BULL"

Postby BMan » Mon Jan 14, 2019 5:59 pm

Chaneylake wrote:Old bull and young bull both take one

Young bull says let's run down there and service one

Old bull says let's walk down there and service them all

I can hear Robert Duvall's voice... :D
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